The session was at a house that was very big for a 2 hour booking with a lady that was very vocal. After the 1st round, she asked me to relax and said she would be right back. After about 10 minutes, I went to look for her. I heard voices. I looked around the corner and she was having coffee with her friends who had "stopped by unexpectedly". She finally came back and apologized profusely for the interruption. She promised to make up for it, which she did and I ended up staying about 5 hours.

The weird thing is that I didn't hear a door bell, or hear anybody arrive or leave. I have always wondered whether they were there the whole time....

On 2020-10-05 09:39:02 Licketysplit said:
The session was at a house that was very big for a 2 hour booking with a lady that was very vocal. After the 1st round, she asked me to relax and said she would be right back. After about 10 minutes, I went to look for her. I heard voices. I looked around the corner and she was having coffee with her friends who had "stopped by unexpectedly". She finally came back and apologized profusely for the interruption. She promised to make up for it, which she did and I ended up staying about 5 hours.

The weird thing is that I didn't hear a door bell, or hear anybody arrive or leave. I have always wondered whether they were there the whole time....

lol, coffee you say... at least she kept her word.

A few years back decided to pop into a venue in Fourways area.
Pulled into driveway which was packed.
I had a meeting scheduled and was rushing
But just had to take the edge off.

At reception hostess said all the rooms were occupied but if I didn't mind using the outdoor lapa.
Lol as crazy as it seems I agreed . Yup the small head was determined.
I chose one of the two remaining girls a blonde from Bulgaria or Russia.

We went to the lapa and got our freak on.
Not 5 min into the deed I hear footsteps, turn around and there's like 4 labourers carrying pipes , gutters etc.
They stopped , stared and started applauding.

Unfortunately my little guy got stage fright and I couldn't continue with an audience.

Lol still remember putting my clothes on and doing the walk of shame past them and back to the house.

Okay , hopefully no one remembers me or my Car ...

So i once went to this venue , nice smart place i met my MG and we went in the room all was good , i took a shower and she aswell , i laid down and wait for her , all of a sudden a knock on the door ...

She climbed out the shower and opened up and there was an other lady they discussed some things and told me she will be right back in 5min ...

I was like wtf but i waited .. she came back and i was like wats going on ..? She told me that there is a client here in other room and his wife and daughter is outside the venue making a scene ..

I was like holy shit really but how does she know .(not going to details)

After the quick session i was a bit afraid who knows what might happend when that gate open for me to leave .. it was time for me to leave , i said goodbye and the gate opened up , unfortunately its a busy road so i cant just speed out , i went out slowly and boom there is 2 cars parked other side and 3 Ladies standing with their phones out recording or taking pics or i dont know what , i just bounced outa there and didn't look back , and that was that ..

To the Client that was inside shame buddy hope your still alive hahahhahaha ...

Does a punter taking out his fake teeth and leaving them on my side table count? He wanted to go down on me...

For me it was booking a lady over the phone.. Going there to her flat and walking up to her door... She opens it... And its my college ex...

On 2020-10-05 23:13:41 Kim Foxx said:
Does a punter taking out his fake teeth and leaving them on my side table count? He wanted to go down on me...

I would think it counts lol

Some funny stuff we do and see in this part of the world.

@kimfoxx, did it feel good??? Lol