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Posted: 2020-04-02 21:38:31

When I said that one should go into an arrangement with one lady and pay her way during lockdown so that you will have a clean partner for the duration for unbridled sex, I was shot down in flames for suggesting such a kak deal.

7 days in and I can fuckin shoot myself for listening to others. Should have done what I knew to be the right thing.

Now we are in lockdown and I haven't wanked for decades. I have stage fright when I finally try to get to that point.

Lots of preparation. Had to buy Johnsons baby oil. Put a towel out cause the oil messes on the bed. Sexy music on. My favourite pomp firmly embedded in my imagination. Room semi darkness. 2 dops to calm the nerves. Slowly playing around. Finding life.

But when you start to thrust and exert pressure, me monkey goes to sleep....

Fuck

Where is a massage expert when you need her most of all ????

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Posted: 2020-04-02 21:51:25

On 2020-04-02 21:38:31 Bruv said:
When I said that one should go into an arrangement with one lady and pay her way during lockdown so that you will have a clean partner for the duration for unbridled sex, I was shot down in flames for suggesting such a kak deal.

7 days in and I can fuckin shoot myself for listening to others. Should have done what I knew to be the right thing.

Now we are in lockdown and I haven't wanked for decades. I have stage fright when I finally try to get to that point.

Lots of preparation. Had to buy Johnsons baby oil. Put a towel out cause the oil messes on the bed. Sexy music on. My favourite pomp firmly embedded in my imagination. Room semi darkness. 2 dops to calm the nerves. Slowly playing around. Finding life.

But when you start to thrust and exert pressure, me monkey goes to sleep....

Fuck

Where is a massage expert when you need her most of all ????



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Posted: 2020-04-02 21:54:11

Bruv. Fucking classic. Absolute classic

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Posted: 2020-04-02 21:59:27

Lol.. Never listen to others. Do your own thing.. Lol. Now you got learned.

Hope you find a way.. Cos 21 days is a long time.
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Posted: 2020-04-02 22:08:52

It's because you missed most of the SSS meetings .. could have saved you in this times ... lol !!!

PS: Still have some copies left if you are interested .. lol !!!
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Posted: 2020-04-02 22:48:42

Think I should invest in a copy. Now so sorry I missed all the meetings.....

Could have learned such a lot.....

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Posted: 2020-04-02 23:28:39

Now I am not even going to be able to sleep. Cant believe how horny I am.

Beware that first woman beneath me.....


LOL
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Posted: 2020-04-02 23:50:34

On 2020-04-02 23:28:39 Bruv said:
Now I am not even going to be able to sleep. Cant believe how horny I am.

Beware that first woman beneath me.....






Hope its me!!!!
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Posted: 2020-04-02 23:52:51

You two .. Get a room .. Lol !!!
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Posted: 2020-04-03 00:31:09

Time for some sexting bro

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