On 2020-04-02 21:38:31 Bruv said:
When I said that one should go into an arrangement with one lady and pay her way during lockdown so that you will have a clean partner for the duration for unbridled sex, I was shot down in flames for suggesting such a kak deal.
7 days in and I can fuckin shoot myself for listening to others. Should have done what I knew to be the right thing.
Now we are in lockdown and I haven't wanked for decades. I have stage fright when I finally try to get to that point.
Lots of preparation. Had to buy Johnsons baby oil. Put a towel out cause the oil messes on the bed. Sexy music on. My favourite pomp firmly embedded in my imagination. Room semi darkness. 2 dops to calm the nerves. Slowly playing around. Finding life.
But when you start to thrust and exert pressure, me monkey goes to sleep....
Fuck
Where is a massage expert when you need her most of all ????
On 2020-04-02 23:28:39 Bruv said:
Now I am not even going to be able to sleep. Cant believe how horny I am.
Beware that first woman beneath me.....