Aquarius Wgs:
This is my favourite star sign, I've had three long-term girlfriends who were aquarius'. By far the most intimate and fiery women you'll find, they don't just want sex, these sex crazed maniacs want your souls to bond. Super adventurous alter-egos, probably 90% of them are in this profession purely by choice (despite having more talents and skills to offer) because they love making love so much. The idea of an unconventional work-life probably intrigues them as their naturally independent beings who just want to rebel against societal norms. Careful, they're fun, witty but will easily tire of you when you overstay your welcome, I recommend a 60-90 minute booking max. The males are selfish, probably will never share or review/reveal their favourites on this site (yes, intended pun).
Born intellects, will only comment on constructive threads where they view the audience mature enough.
Leo Wgs
My own star sign counterpart. These SPs will go all out to ensure you're pleasured and have nothing short of great time but ultimately they need your stamp of approval in the form of a 5 star review. Submissive human beings, will allow you to take as much control as you want during bookings, any uncomfortable position, anything goes as long as you have a memorable time. Maticulate and focused on their craft (usually well thought out bio's on their profiles) as you would expect from workaholics. This strength is also their downfall, as they will take unnecessary yet calculated risks from time to time (i.e. the wgs most likely to double-book). Will work themselves silly into the ground as they don't realise their limits. I'd recommend book her as early in the day as possible to avoid a lesser performance from her. Due to their submissive nature, they're the SP most likely to be bullied into certain actions, I would like to plead for punters to avoid taking advantage of their kindhearted souls. Leo punters will always do their due diligence before a hunt, read 100 reviews, carefully analyse each photo and ask dozens of questions before they even think of booking an appointment.
Gemini Wgs:
Extremely reserved at first, they need time to open up and show how much fun they can be. Your first encounter must be at least two hours if you're gonna see how sex crazed this one is. Alternatively multiple bookings can suffice. Unquestionably the best all-night booking you could ever make, their sessions are long upward curves which take time to peak. This reserved nature can be mistaken as lack of interest at first, give her time, I promise she'll become your favourite. Gemini punters probably have the most unreliable review, since they're natural pessimists they go into every session expecting the worst, so for them the bare minimum is a five star performance.
Sagittarius Wgs:
Chatter boxes, can hold long conversations. For those punters looking for their wgs to play housewife and pseudo-therapist, this is your lady. Be warned, just cause she has a neck for talking doesn't always translate to quality dirty talk if that's what you're looking for. If you're looking for a quickie, you will indefinitely be late for your 2:30 meeting by booking these SPs. Despite great communication skills, they are also the most volatile, one wrong move (e.g. finger in the anus without permission)she'll kick you out haha. Say something silly like joke about trying bareback you'll be lucky to leave without a black eye. The Sag punters are very philosophical beings, always have incessant needs to type unending paragraphs on the forum where they rumble about the same thing haha. This is also their strength as their reviews are the most detailed and accurate accounts you'll find.
Scorpio Wgs:
Dominant personalities, dominant in the sack, will take the lead. For any newer punters who are integrating into this lifestyle I suggest you book one of these, you'll learn the ropes quickly. Spontaneous in their interactions, will always keep you on your feet. This is also one of their drawbacks as they are obsessed with switching up every single session with something new (for all Scorpio queens reading. if its not broken don't fix it just yet). Counterpart punters are the type that rarely book the same SP more than once, no matter how memorable the booking is. Fear of connection and losing freedom means these punters stay unmarried into their 30's (some never), very similar to Libra's in that regard. First ballot hall of fame punters.
Capricorn Wgs:
Ah the spoiled brat in the flesh, where I do begin with this complex individual. To see her best version, she needs you to impress her. You read that right even though you're the one paying her and leaving a review, she needs an incentive to go the extra mile. It could be as simple as buying her a gift/like for the session or a hefty tip might suffice to unlock the dirty in sheep's clothing she really is. If you're looking for a partner on a luxurious trip away, I would probably recommend her, she will absolutely worship you and treat you like a king. Unfortunately the entitlement never ends after the trip, she'll expect to you make her feel special constantly. Her profile will probably have the most conflicting reviews cause her services are dependent on the client. A prayer for the punters married to Capricorns, buy her a new car, take a her on exotic trip to the alpines, move into a bigger home, it doesn't matter she'll ALWAYS ask for more from you. Come to think of it, ideal for slackers to always kept on their toes don't you agree gentleman? Capricorn punters are equally as complex, probably have unrealistic expectations for the women be it in service or their physical appearances. The type of man who only punt when they have 'an excuse' be it, I'm stressed, my wife is being mean to me, blah blah they will justify their urges using some emotional aspect.
Aries Wgs:
Very similar to the mighty Leo, their sole desire is to fulfill all your dirty pleasures and make you a satisfied customer. Also a workaholic, this one would book two all-nighters in one night if it were possible. Award for wgs most likely to ride for an hour goes to the Aries ladies out there. However, unlike Leo's she's certainly no pushover and will only be submissive to a degree. Don't take her kindness for granted or try to even remotely exploit her, you've be warned. I'd recommend you book an Aries as early in the day as possible as well. Aries men are hyper specific with their women, they have a certain body type, a particular age and probably to stick to a single race. I'm 100% certain the creator (or one of the founders) of ESA was/is an Aries. These bastards only book women that remind them of their wives probably younger versions, shame on you gentleman lol.
Virgo Wgs:
You could say I saved the best for last, somewhat. My dear punters have you ever booked a 30 minute session only for the wg to ask you to cum 15 minutes into a mechanical performance. Lemme ease your confusion explain to you why. The poor misunderstood Virgo's probably have the greatest phone manners across the purple world, playful, sexy and dirty talk but not always compatible for all punters in-person, here's why. Their twisted somewhat romantic idea of mind-blowing intimacy revolves around the buildup; creating attraction and foreplay before hand. In their world, once they make you climax they've done enough to rock your world. They make for far superior mgs than wgs because they pride themselves in the lead up and teasing more than the actual deed. Virgo wgs are ideal for quickies, in and out, you'll probably be her favourite client as well. To most she'll come off as 'here just for the quick buck' but in her mind she's keeping things professional. Don't overstay, you'll ruin the experience for both of you. Virgo punters similarly are unorthodox people as well. They will shamelessly day-dream at times and stare at the ceiling or into the abyss despite having the most beautiful woman they've met sucking their pipe. I feel sorry for these guys, the idea of punting is much more exciting than the actual deed most of the time. Most likely punter to leave 30 minutes into a 1 hour session and lie "I forgot I have an engagement" but the reality is they just want to go and view more ESA profiles on their phone.
Most of the time, they are no bad SPs or bad Punters, most of the time it's just compatibility issues.
Always wondered if any other girl was petty enough to do the same. I'm assuming probably not.
It's pretty easy to pick out who has fake star signs (which are quite few actually). Experienced punters can tell you it's easy for us to see which ladies have lies in their profiles over a 5 minute phone conversation.
You just described a lazy woman who can't handle her own...
On 2020-03-21 19:30:35 CM1 said:
It's pretty easy to pick out who has fake star signs .
Ok, cool talent. ;-)
So.. Been on this game for almost 30 years.. Give or take.. And I always paid attention of what works for me and what doesn't. I collect stories.
There is one star I avoid. Aquarius. Worst ever shags. Tried it a few times. Just no compatibility..
The ones that make me dream. Virgo.
The ones that are an absolute turn on but scare the shit out of me, just too intense.. Aries.
Leo is what I work well with. Passion.. Fire.. But sweet and very given.
Capricorn if you get one that you click with the world is yours. I would fall head over heels for one. So I avoid them also.
The rest I tend to skip.
On 2020-03-21 18:58:22 CM1 said:
So over the years I've developed a hobby reading up on star signs (not HOROSCOPES) even though I used to be the most skeptical person towards them (as I'm sure most of you still are which is justified). As a former physics major back in the day I never take anything for face value so over time I've conducted my own personal research using actual people (friends, colleagues, family and acquaintances) in my day to day life and most importantly WGS (and yes vetted by asking wags for their birthdays). Without any sports over the weekend and most of you grounded I've decided to entertain some of you guys with my own results, guidelines and views on certain star signs. Sadly I don't have enough data on Taurus, Cancer, Libra and Pisces signs to date just for a lack of encounters. This is mainly to describe SPs but I'll briefly describe the male counterparts just for fun as well.
Aquarius Wgs:
This is my favourite star sign, I've had three long-term girlfriends who were aquarius'. By far the most intimate and fiery women you'll find, they don't just want sex, these sex crazed maniacs want your souls to bond. Super adventurous alter-egos, probably 90% of them are in this profession purely by choice (despite having more talents and skills to offer) because they love making love so much. The idea of an unconventional work-life probably intrigues them as their naturally independent beings who just want to rebel against societal norms. Careful, they're fun, witty but will easily tire of you when you overstay your welcome, I recommend a 60-90 minute booking max. The males are selfish, probably will never share or review/reveal their favourites on this site (yes, intended pun).
Born intellects, will only comment on constructive threads where they view the audience mature enough.
Leo Wgs
My own star sign counterpart. These SPs will go all out to ensure you're pleasured and have nothing short of great time but ultimately they need your stamp of approval in the form of a 5 star review. Submissive human beings, will allow you to take as much control as you want during bookings, any uncomfortable position, anything goes as long as you have a memorable time. Maticulate and focused on their craft (usually well thought out bio's on their profiles) as you would expect from workaholics. This strength is also their downfall, as they will take unnecessary yet calculated risks from time to time (i.e. the wgs most likely to double-book). Will work themselves silly into the ground as they don't realise their limits. I'd recommend book her as early in the day as possible to avoid a lesser performance from her. Due to their submissive nature, they're the SP most likely to be bullied into certain actions, I would like to plead for punters to avoid taking advantage of their kindhearted souls. Leo punters will always do their due diligence before a hunt, read 100 reviews, carefully analyse each photo and ask dozens of questions before they even think of booking an appointment.
Gemini Wgs:
Extremely reserved at first, they need time to open up and show how much fun they can be. Your first encounter must be at least two hours if you're gonna see how sex crazed this one is. Alternatively multiple bookings can suffice. Unquestionably the best all-night booking you could ever make, their sessions are long upward curves which take time to peak. This reserved nature can be mistaken as lack of interest at first, give her time, I promise she'll become your favourite. Gemini punters probably have the most unreliable review, since they're natural pessimists they go into every session expecting the worst, so for them the bare minimum is a five star performance.
Sagittarius Wgs:
Chatter boxes, can hold long conversations. For those punters looking for their wgs to play housewife and pseudo-therapist, this is your lady. Be warned, just cause she has a neck for talking doesn't always translate to quality dirty talk if that's what you're looking for. If you're looking for a quickie, you will indefinitely be late for your 2:30 meeting by booking these SPs. Despite great communication skills, they are also the most volatile, one wrong move (e.g. finger in the anus without permission)she'll kick you out haha. Say something silly like joke about trying bareback you'll be lucky to leave without a black eye. The Sag punters are very philosophical beings, always have incessant needs to type unending paragraphs on the forum where they rumble about the same thing haha. This is also their strength as their reviews are the most detailed and accurate accounts you'll find.
Scorpio Wgs:
Dominant personalities, dominant in the sack, will take the lead. For any newer punters who are integrating into this lifestyle I suggest you book one of these, you'll learn the ropes quickly. Spontaneous in their interactions, will always keep you on your feet. This is also one of their drawbacks as they are obsessed with switching up every single session with something new (for all Scorpio queens reading. if its not broken don't fix it just yet). Counterpart punters are the type that rarely book the same SP more than once, no matter how memorable the booking is. Fear of connection and losing freedom means these punters stay unmarried into their 30's (some never), very similar to Libra's in that regard. First ballot hall of fame punters.
Capricorn Wgs:
Ah the spoiled brat in the flesh, where I do begin with this complex individual. To see her best version, she needs you to impress her. You read that right even though you're the one paying her and leaving a review, she needs an incentive to go the extra mile. It could be as simple as buying her a gift/like for the session or a hefty tip might suffice to unlock the dirty in sheep's clothing she really is. If you're looking for a partner on a luxurious trip away, I would probably recommend her, she will absolutely worship you and treat you like a king. Unfortunately the entitlement never ends after the trip, she'll expect to you make her feel special constantly. Her profile will probably have the most conflicting reviews cause her services are dependent on the client. A prayer for the punters married to Capricorns, buy her a new car, take a her on exotic trip to the alpines, move into a bigger home, it doesn't matter she'll ALWAYS ask for more from you. Come to think of it, ideal for slackers to always kept on their toes don't you agree gentleman? Capricorn punters are equally as complex, probably have unrealistic expectations for the women be it in service or their physical appearances. The type of man who only punt when they have 'an excuse' be it, I'm stressed, my wife is being mean to me, blah blah they will justify their urges using some emotional aspect.
Aries Wgs:
Very similar to the mighty Leo, their sole desire is to fulfill all your dirty pleasures and make you a satisfied customer. Also a workaholic, this one would book two all-nighters in one night if it were possible. Award for wgs most likely to ride for an hour goes to the Aries ladies out there. However, unlike Leo's she's certainly no pushover and will only be submissive to a degree. Don't take her kindness for granted or try to even remotely exploit her, you've be warned. I'd recommend you book an Aries as early in the day as possible as well. Aries men are hyper specific with their women, they have a certain body type, a particular age and probably to stick to a single race. I'm 100% certain the creator (or one of the founders) of ESA was/is an Aries. These bastards only book women that remind them of their wives probably younger versions, shame on you gentleman lol.
Virgo Wgs:
You could say I saved the best for last, somewhat. My dear punters have you ever booked a 30 minute session only for the wg to ask you to cum 15 minutes into a mechanical performance. Lemme ease your confusion explain to you why. The poor misunderstood Virgo's probably have the greatest phone manners across the purple world, playful, sexy and dirty talk but not always compatible for all punters in-person, here's why. Their twisted somewhat romantic idea of mind-blowing intimacy revolves around the buildup; creating attraction and foreplay before hand. In their world, once they make you climax they've done enough to rock your world. They make for far superior mgs than wgs because they pride themselves in the lead up and teasing more than the actual deed. Virgo wgs are ideal for quickies, in and out, you'll probably be her favourite client as well. To most she'll come off as 'here just for the quick buck' but in her mind she's keeping things professional. Don't overstay, you'll ruin the experience for both of you. Virgo punters similarly are unorthodox people as well. They will shamelessly day-dream at times and stare at the ceiling or into the abyss despite having the most beautiful woman they've met sucking their pipe. I feel sorry for these guys, the idea of punting is much more exciting than the actual deed most of the time. Most likely punter to leave 30 minutes into a 1 hour session and lie "I forgot I have an engagement" but the reality is they just want to go and view more ESA profiles on their phone.
Most of the time, they are no bad SPs or bad Punters, most of the time it's just compatibility issues.
WELL DONE AND SPOT ON CM1.
Curious to know how you'll describe Libra
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