Name: Jaguar

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg

Last Visit: February 2016

Full Profile: [View Jaguar's Full Profile]

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Jaguar is a tall, slender and attractive girl. She is easy going and accommodating. We started with a massage that was a little more than back rub...could have done with more sensuality and teasing. I turned over and was treated with a memorable blow. She has nice smooth skin. The overall treatment was unrushed and worth repeating.
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Ratings:

Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Oops...personality should have been a 4.

I just can't help reading this review with a "David Attenborough Voice-Over"...I am not sure if it's the short precise sentences or if its in the name,"Jaguar"...LOL

@Eragon, haaaa guy. Thank u though

@Saintjj, I'm tryna get the joke but I'm not winning my darling

@Jaguar, the joke is that David Attenborough has done almost every wildlife documentary on the BBC for the past 30 years. He's a legend - was actually knighted for his work. Jaguar is a wild cat as you know. So when reading a review, done in short sentences like David always spoke, it sounds like a wildlife documentary. It's actually quite funny...and not at all insulting to you.

Thanks craigiecraigie4...

@ Jaguar..I will explain in detail when I come to visit.

Hahahahahaha... Now I feel so stupid. Can't believe I couldn't understand something so simple. Thanks guys xxx

Wish I cud visit,no luck over the phone so far

@Vinn75, try again sweets

OK darling,you look divine