Name: Amber
City: Cape Town
Area: Cape Town/CBD
Last Visit: June 2022
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TLDR: Took drugs and passed out 5 minutes into our session.
Here's the lengthier answer: I arranged an outcall session. She never showed, insisting "she couldn't get an Uber to show up at her place." Eventually, I went to her place. I couldn't understand her because her speech was slurred.
When I showed up, she was drinking heavily. We began the session...and she passed out five minutes into the session. She scared the hell out of me! She was breathing. Her roommate came to help. We laid her on the bed and kept checking on her. She was breathing fine. Her roommate insisted she'd watch over her.
I asked for my money back...the roommate insisted she didn't know anything about the payment. I politely left. I vowed not to see her; too much drama.
Next day she texted and said she was alright. Thank GOD! She then said she wanted to make it up to me. I agreed to see her the next day. WHAT WAS I THINKING???
The next day we agree on a time. Hours go by. I decide this is not worth it. Too flaky, too much drama. She then texts me and insists she's already on the way. I give in...she doesn't show up for another two hours. My entire day is gone.
We go for dinner. She "doesn't charge me for dinner" (but I paid for dinner!) And then she goes back to my place and charges me for our session (but she took the money from the previous session!) She insists the previous 3,000R was taken by her roommate as a punishment. We spend barely more than an hour together but "going over even one minute means an extra hour." So, I'm out 7,000R.
She then explains how her roommate actually takes all her money, she has none and she's trapped. I almost get caught up in the drama.
When my head cleared I thought through the amount of drama of the past two days. Lie after lie after lie. Unnecessary drama. Drug issues. No discretion. Just insanity!
Is she beautiful? Yes. Does she deliver? Yes. But, everything else is too much! Do not hire this provider. And, if the provider reads this, I really hope you can find a therapist and put your life together. You seem like a nice person but I think the person you're lying to the most is yourself.
For hobbyists, run away. The beautiful eyes and amazing skills do not make up for the sheer amount of melodrama and lies you'll experience with this woman.
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No
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