Name: Pat

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand

Last Visit: November 2013

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Unfortunately not one to remember. Went there 2 weeks back, I should have reviewed then but just got busy. Where do I start...Venue not private at all almost turned back but thanks ESA photographers I was curious. There is a car hire company plus a driving school on the premises. Went to the room somewhere at the back and that's when it began. Open the door and I find myself cursing these damn photographers, I will forgive that too not her fault she is not the greatest looker, is it. Since she advertises massage was expecting a massage bed/table. Ok will forgive that. Next was asked to get comfortable and lie on bed naked, did that not knowing I would be lying on my tummy a good 5/10 mins if not more while she looked for massage oil. In and out of the room she went god knows to do what while leaving the door slightly open just enough for some girl also lurking in the place to check my cold ass out on the not so clean bed. When it all began she still could not find the massage oil. She improvised on oil probably used lotion I don't know I was just laughing at this point. She later did find baby oil or something. A less than satisfactory massage / rub a dub followed then a bit more. Shame she did try to chat a bit, nothing interesting though.I expect a bit more when I pay for something like this. I could not bring myself to shower there and just wiped myself down and immediately went to get a real massage at another venue and get a shower. Not going back that's for sure. Maybe it was just a bad but am not willing to try and prove that
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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Pat


City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Cresta

Last Visit: May 2016

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Visited this lady last week. Made a booking. Arrived on time she was not ready. Waited a good 10 minutes for her to get ready. After very poor handjob she put the condom on and perform bj. One of the worst experience in my life. In the meantime heard some strange noise in the flat. "Do not worry it is only my boyfriend, sorry gay friend..." she replied. Do I need to say more? Never again. Stay away.
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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Pat


City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Northcliff

Last Visit: June 2016

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Omg. Stay away
She stayed in a black version of the red yoi see in the pics the whole visit.
Venue stinks of smoke and dirty pussy.

Even after knowing i am comming (booked a day before)
And talking on the phone 2 mins before i got to the door,she still took atleast 5 mins to open.

What else. She blows like a dry hand job.if that even sounds remotely possible.

Last but not least. The 15 mins that i was there felt like hours. I just couldnt get it to stay hard. Shame.

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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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3 bad reviews on this site.. your career is done.

Thanks for the reviews fellas... you took one (or rather, three) for the team. We will be sure to stay away from this one.

It's such a great pity... pics look great, though.

Name: Pat

City: Pretoria

Area: Brooklyn

Last Visit: October 2021

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW ^* ----
Don’t waste your time, not worth the trip to get there.

She followed up on my text and promised a lot and underdelivered. She was not helpful when I called her trying to find where to park and how to approach her unit in the complex.

She is lazy and spent the whole time
Rubbing and fingering her pussy. I tried to get her to give me a BJ, worst I have ever experienced dry mouthing my organ.

I left her room and walked out.


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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Looking at those BJ lips, I almost fell for the trap. 4 out of 4 reviews, all negative

Visied Pat some time aho. Never never again.

Damn.. Lazy??? uuhhhh