Name: Phoenix

City: Johannesburg

Area: West Rand/Florida

Last Visit: February 2021

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This stunner is worth it... treat het with respect, she'll treat you better...
Our time was Well spent devouring each other... i hope thats how you spell devour lol


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Phoenix

City: Johannesburg

Area: West Rand/Florida

Last Visit: September 2021

Full Profile: [View Phoenix's Full Profile]

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I visited this advertiser a few weeks ago. Good communication and easy to talk to. Decent massage. That was it. The photos are sort of misleading. All her picture sets cover her belly and stomach they don't show that she is quite tubby. That was a let down. Gfe and services agreed, which were never delivered instead I got excuses why she can't offer them. I left in 30 minutes.

Privacy was not good. When I stepped out of my car a man walked up to me and told me where to go and that was a complete turn off as the last thing I want is bumping into people. We didn't even get to penetration just a blow.

It would be an okay budget punt but my gut was telling me not to give her a shot as she only had 1 review. The lesson learned is stick to my prenuim regulars.

If you're desperate for a budget punt you can try her out otherwise I wouldn't recommend it. Maybe she had a off day as it was late in the afternoon who knows but anyway school fees paid.

In my 8 years of punting this was one of my worst experiences. This is the last time I try out an escort with a few reviews.


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Well, let's be honest Mr johnyonthespot, we clearly know that when you arrived at my premises you were well aware it was a guest lodge. I have security and a parking attendant that shows you where to park and looks after your vehicle, so privacy, really.....there was nobody else.

Me a tubby, every client says my pics don't do me justice I am better looking in person. I Gym 5 days a week, stomach problem really.....I don't show much on my pics due to not wanting too.

LETS BE HONEST ABOUT WHY YOUR TIME WAS SHORT....FIRSTLY YOU DID NOT WANT TO SHOWER, YOU SHOWERED THE MORNING AND CAME TO ME IN THE AFTERNOON....
WHEN I CHECKED ON YOUR TOWEL FOR AIRING, WHILE I DID THE MASSAGE, THE TOWEL WAS COVERED IN SHIT AFTER YOU SHOWERED....
WHEN YOU WERE LYING DOWN FOR THE MASSAGE, I COULD STILL SMELL THE SHIT AND SEE SHIT ON YOUR ARSE HAIR BEING A MOSLEM MAN....ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO WASH YOUR ARSE AFTER TAKING A SHIT REALLY.....

YOU THEN CAME QUICKLY AFTER THE MASSAGE BUT HAD THE WORST TIME, AGAIN REALLY....YOU WERE LUCKY I CONTINUED WITH THE SERVICE AFTER YOUR DISGUSTING HYGIENE......

TO RATE ME SO LOW FOR BEING A COMPLETE ARSEHOLE....I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED IF I WERE YOU.....WELL GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR 8 YEARS OF PUNTING, YOU WERE CLEARLY IN NAPPIES WHEN YOU STARTED PUNTING....YOU ARE IN YOUR LATE 20'S EARLY THIRTIES LOLLLLLLLL....

I FEEL SORRY FOR ANY OTHER LADY THAT SEES YOU......

I must say that I concur with the first review, have seen this lady a few times and she's always hygiene has always been on the top of her list.

Clearly private? Yet there was someone on the premises? Haha obviously a frivolous lie. On the contrary you are flabby and unfit. Haha and about the security guard, looked more like a gardener in rags.

Sure and the knight in shining armour appears. Obviously contacted by the advertiser. I didn't say she was unhygienic. You probably need to read better or Phoenix needs to tell you more accurately on how to defend her. Nicely done!

Go ahead and post proof of your "gym body" That is the first lie you will be caught out on and as a result your other claims hold no water because you don't have a gym body you tub of lard. You obviously won't do that because you're a coward and selfish individual who needs to lie to defend yourself.

If you insist that you gym 5 days a week go ahead and do another photo shoot. Well obviously you won't because "due to not wanting to". Such an amazing reason.

Shit in the towel? Yawn, come up with something better. You've clearly shown you're a pathological liar. One lie after another. This is why you're a budget punt and a low class escort. Well obviously you're not prenuim. Otherwise you would be like Gabby from Ranburg. You charge piss ass rates lmao. I would call you a cheap ass whore,which you are.

Moslem hey? So you're prejudice as well. Nice assumption! Wrong again but keep digging yourself deeper. Fun fact I'm not hairy lmao you obviously have me mistaken for someone else. Sounds like you only see one or two clients a week being a low class whore so desperate to defend yourself. Why stoop this low? I've seen so many escorts and none of them have classified me as 'hairy'.

How you've taken this review shows that you are insecure and have deep-seated psychologist issues, maybe even fixation since you keep taking about shit and you know you always insist on pelvic massage and stuff with anal. So again this proves my point. Just by the way you've taken this review.

You clearly need a psychologist, you clearly are uneducated, you need a thorough medical check up and most of all you have no class.

You're accusations are ridiculous and amusing. Care to prove any of this?

About myself I have a garage full of sports cars and I only visit high class escorts. I will gladly ask any of them that know me personally to state their case.

You would have noted that I said my gut was telling me not to visit and I was 100% correct.

Get your act together you miserable low life woman. You have the nerve of a corrupt and unethical person. Keep it up you're doing well!

Oh by the way I'm over 30 something I forgot to address. If ESA wants proof I will gladly challenge your pathetic attempts to defame me and provide proof where I can. Don't ever take advantage of my kindness or I will challenge you. Remember this well if you want to try your luck.