Name: Landie Q

City: Pretoria

Area: Gezina

Last Visit: September 2022

Full Profile: [View Landie Q's Full Profile]

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THE GOOD STUFF:

Got to experience Landie's Space after she accepted a "Barter n' Bang" from me,from one of her forum posting requests.

Comms initially via PM function,moving on to Whatsapp messages, were all prompt, informative,clear and easy.

In my 1st message,I was pretty rude & abrupt to her(I was PMS-ing,and you know guys love being extra,at least I do),which I apologized sincerely & profusely for,in later comms.

Not once did Landie give any hint of attitude back,even though I'd earned it,very professional and big-hearted of her,especially since I can imagine how many messages/calls of these type all the SP's must be getting every day.

Her venue when I visited was in Sandton,and her room is extremely spacious,clean,neat,modern & lovely,think 1 notch above your City & Road Lodges and you get the picture.

Shower and towels are of a high standard,as well as bed,linen & pillows.

Landie does indeed offer the GFE that she advertizes on her profile,with all the kissing,cuddling and moans of pleasure that comes(cums?) with it,& boy,she loves to kiss.

IDK about the squirting as the previous oke reviewed,because we didn't get to attempting it,because the time sped by so quickly,or more likely,I'm not as skilled a lover as others in here,yet,to get her there,but like she whispered in my ear towards the end of the booking: " We have unfinished business you & me,Mister!"

So,Landie,if you read reviews,be warned,next booking with you,ek gaan totaal Jannie-vat-nie-kak-nie Labuschagne op jou fine ass gaan.(that is my attempt at humour,and it's clear it needs as much work as my current love-making skills does,but ag,it's orrait,practice makes perfect nè?).

En ja,I know now you love it when I talk foreign,lolololol.

I had lots of fun,she's an awesome Service Provider,who's rate is competitive.

SO-SO STUFF:

During foreplay,as I played with her beautiful feet with my fingers,lips & tongue,her heel area was slightly less smooth than I like,but that is a very minor gripe,plus Ingrams Camphor Cream is stupid expensive nowadays.

Other than that,I can't think of anything else I didn't enjoy to the max in her company.

She is a very good provider,and I'm confident whoever books her for a GFE will enjoy themselves alot.

As for more porno-style stuff,I cannot confirm,as I don't look for that in my bookings,although I understand she offers that too.




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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Wow... What can i say?
Thank you for the very nice, honest and yes, amusing review hun! (Nothing wrong with your humour! I love it!)

Dont stres about your pms-ing hun LOL. All men get it and its worse than a woman's pms! *laughing*
Regarding the squirting and your lovemaking skils... I am not an easy squirter and it takes a different, rougher kind of approach to get me there, and of course a trick or two that i will show you next time! *wink-wink*. There is nothing wrong with your lovemaking skills... It makes me weak in the knees!

I had a wonderful time with you and look forward to meeting up with you again for more of that foreign talking and that unfinished bussiness... *wicked-smile*