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How do you get off?
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Posted: 2025-11-09 04:47:02

Scenario.

You don't have time to punt, hawkeyes everywhere. You don't like to skommel (with or without porn). How else do you empty the sack?
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Posted: 2025-11-09 16:37:15

I take a small sharp knife and cut my balls open.

Besides skommeling or having sex. Why dont u tell us how u empty ur balls.
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Posted: 2025-11-09 21:31:21

On 2025-11-09 16:37:15 Pumpkineater said:
I take a small sharp knife and cut my balls open.

Besides skommeling or having sex. Why dont u tell us how u empty ur balls.



I'm thinking out it in the air fryer on dehydrate. That will empty them out without those two options.

JP69
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Posted: 2025-11-10 11:28:04

I stick a catheter up my piel and drain it that way. Very effective but uncomfortable. Use lots of lube or it will hurt like a mofo.
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Posted: 2025-11-10 11:41:54

The trick with that though, is getting the catheter to go to the sack and not the bladder.

There is a very specific point, just below the base, where you need to flick it with the finger to get it going to the balls, since bladder is the default route.

It takes hours of practice, but obviously easier than just a wank.
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Posted: 2025-11-10 11:45:10

On 2025-11-10 11:41:54 kevman said:
The trick with that though, is getting the catheter to go to the sack and not the bladder.

There is a very specific point, just below the base, where you need to flick it with the finger to get it going to the balls, since bladder is the default route.

It takes hours of practice, but obviously easier than just a wank.

This is hilarious

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Posted: 2025-11-10 14:11:22

Nature has built in remedies. A wet dream and it empties by itself.
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Posted: 2025-11-10 14:13:56

On 2025-11-10 11:41:54 kevman said:
The trick with that though, is getting the catheter to go to the sack and not the bladder.

There is a very specific point, just below the base, where you need to flick it with the finger to get it going to the balls, since bladder is the default route.

It takes hours of practice, but obviously easier than just a wank.



You know I have struggled with this. I will give your trick a try and see how it works. Thanks kevman
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Posted: 2025-11-10 14:23:31
Edited: 2025-11-13 11:56:54

I use the good old [Removed by ESA] and a dollop of peanut butter on my piel kop to tempt my mutt into emptying out my nut butter. I sometimes feel guilty for abusing the [Removed by ESA] but I have come to realise why he is man's best friend.
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Posted: 2025-11-10 17:43:12

On 2025-11-10 11:41:54 kevman said:
The trick with that though, is getting the catheter to go to the sack and not the bladder.

There is a very specific point, just below the base, where you need to flick it with the finger to get it going to the balls, since bladder is the default route.

It takes hours of practice, but obviously easier than just a wank.



YOU THINK......!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

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