Now the question is for Robertloblaw

Which option are u gonna try first
The knife
The airfryer
The pipe thingy
The dog.
If u dont have a dog im sure u can borrow therodents dog. U need a trained dog that licks not bites hahaha

Apparently those guys down under have many sheep at their disposal. Not sure if that counts as a punt or not.

Take a 'business' trip to some other city where no hawkeyes are watching.

Or go to wife's sister to help her out with changing a light bulb

No one will ever know

On 2025-11-10 17:56:06 NickNailer said:
Apparently those guys down under have many sheep at their disposal. Not sure if that counts as a punt or not.

In the middle east they use goats and apparently some American's use carp fish from the videos on social media.

JP69

Sometimes, the body just says, "We're full, Captain," and let's a few drops slip during a bathroom break or after a particularly heroic sneeze. It's not glamorous, but hey, its efficient.

This one's for the ladies in white lab coats with clipboards who apparently thought, "What if science could do it for the guys?" There's vibratory stimulation - basically a medically approved sex toy and electroejaculation- which sounds like something from a Marvel origin story, but no one enjoys being electrocuted down there, even for research.

Hold on, hold on. You may borrow my [Removed by ESA]don't get upset with the occasional nibble. Usually if this happens the level of peanut butter on your piel kop is running low and you need a fresh dollop. I recommend not stalling on replenishing or else.

On 2025-11-10 17:49:27 Pumpkineater said:
Now the question is for Robertloblaw

Which option are u gonna try first
The knife
The airfryer
The pipe thingy
The [Removed by ESA]
If u dont have a [Removed by ESA]im sure u can borrow therodents dog. U need a[Removed by ESA] hahaha

Sheep are excellent lovers. I like a GFE when doing a sheep. Oh and by GFE I mean Gumboot Fuck Experience, not the usual GFE you guys are used to. It works like this.....Get your ass into a field of sheep. Make sure you have gumboots with you. Catch you a sheep that you smaak and put on your gumboots. Now stand behind the sheep, foreplay is optional at this stage, and place the sheep's hind legs in the gumboots together with yours. Now the sheep is unable to escape and you can have your way with it. Thank me later.

On 2025-11-10 17:56:06 NickNailer said:
Apparently those guys down under have many sheep at their disposal. Not sure if that counts as a punt or not.

I don't know how you thought if that but that's dime funny shit rodent. Lol.

JP69

On 2025-11-11 08:48:45 therodent said:
Sheep are excellent lovers. I like a GFE when doing a sheep. Oh and by GFE I mean Gumboot Fuck Experience, not the usual GFE you guys are used to. It works like this.....Get your ass into a field of sheep. Make sure you have gumboots with you. Catch you a sheep that you smaak and put on your gumboots. Now stand behind the sheep, foreplay is optional at this stage, and place the sheep's hind legs in the gumboots together with yours. Now the sheep is unable to escape and you can have your way with it. Thank me later.

On 2025-11-10 17:56:06 NickNailer said: Apparently those guys down under have many sheep at their disposal. Not sure if that counts as a punt or not.

Therodent. For a even better experience do it at the edge of a cliff. The sheep pushes back harder.