Greetings and Salutations

According to the thread ''erin in Cape Town'' ( http://www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php?threadID=96395> ), Erin is a fake/fraud. Well, if that is how all internet frauds turn out, then I *have* won the European Lottery, a minister in Nigeria *really does need* me to launder $25 million and Bill Gates is about to send me a new laptop as I forwarded an email.

Because let me tell you, there is NOTHING *fake* about this lady. She is a lovely girl, sweet and seemingly innocent... until you get her naked and then she becomes an insatiable sex minx and tries to devour you whole (starting with your dick).

So, as is traditional with these reports, let me get you into my headspace first.

I have just come back from a weeks holiday in Betty's Bay. I was there with friends that I love dearly, but I find none of them even remotely sexually attractive. Before I left, I went for one last shag before a weeks drought with Jessica. A better send off I could not ask for. So, with my trusty laptop full of porn, I went on holiday and memories of Jessica (and some truly awful porn a friend gave me... honestly, it was really crap... I deleted almost all of it) to keep me warm at night. And on Saturday, I got an SMS from Jessica that gave me an instant hard-on (She had woken up craving a threesome, and wanted me to find a cute bi girl to bring with me the next time we met). We exchanged a few more messages and I suddenly needed to be home. She does not do bookings on the weekend, so she was just teasing me for next week... but I needed to get in front of some really good porn as my balls were instantly FULL of excitement.

So I left a day early and arrived home late on Saturday night. And this is where things took a turn for the worst. Due to the anti-cholesterol medication I take, every six weeks or so I get a major stomach ache, I throw up and lie in agony for about 8 hours as my tummy settles. Which is what happened last night. Eventually, I slept for about 4 hours this morning and woke up, blissfully pain-free. But I felt like I had a brick in my stomach.

But, I had a mission... I needed to find a cute bi girl to take to Jessica for the threesome. I had a few girls I could have asked to do a threesome at my place... but since Jessica does not do outbookings I needed to find a girl I could take there. So I trolled ESA, ST, GG and Emerald looking for someone new, cute, bi and good. No-one really stood out. I made a couple of phone calls, but no-one answered. Then I checked my punter email address and there was a message from Erin. This is an extract from that mail:

''thanks for the reply, so let me tell you more . . .
i charge R500 an hour, and is not available for half hours.
i enjoy what im doing very much and like to take my time

im clean shaven, got perky breasts and a round ass
so, guess you would like to know what i look like? im a 19
year old coloured female. i have brown curly hair, petite, 34 b cup and 32 jean
size. cute.''


I'll be honest and say that I said to myself ''This sounds too good to be true, I wonder what the catch is?''. But I gave her a call anyway. She seemed busy and asked if I could phone back in 30 minutes. So I agreed.

I went back to watching TV and my phone rang. I answered it and she asked me to phone her back. So I rang her back (I did notice that the number I had dialed earlier was not the number she had rung me on) and we started chatting. I eventually figured out that the reason the numbers were different was because this was a different girl. This was one of the girls I had tried earlier but had not answered her phone. I apologised for the confusion, and told her I was expecting another call. She instantly hung up... I was in mid sentence. Wow. what an idiot. If she had put on a sexy voice and told me that I should not bother waiting for the other person, as she could rock my world I might have given Erin a miss. But she was so rude I am not even going to bother calling her again, ever.

So I called Erin back and we agreed to meet. She said she would SMS me the directions to her place.

I went off to the toilet to try and get rid of the brick in my stomach. About an hour later I got off the toilet (the brick was smaller, but not gone) and went to go check my cell phone. I said to myself: ''If there are no directions, I am just going to tell her not to bother.'' As I picked up my phone the SMS from her came in. She wanted to meet at the F1. I said I would not pay for the room, we could just do it at my place. She said she was fine with that.

So I went to go get ready (shower, shave, really get clean) and headed out. Now, since I was not sure if she was on the level, I removed all extra cash, credit cards, etc from my wallet. I drove out to the F1 and met her outside. She got into my car and I was AMAZED. It appears she told the ENTIRE TRUTH in her email.

She was as cute as a button, petite and young and eager. We started chatting on the way to my place and she was really easy to talk to. We arrived at my place and settled on the couch. After working out what her rules were (no kissing with tongue, but otherwise kissing was OK; no anal) we started making out. well... she first took her jeans off (which she had spray painted on, they were so tight). She also asked me if I wanted oral with or without. Since she does not kiss with tongue, I figured it would be OK without, but told her whatever she felt most comfortable with... and DAMN! Does she feel comfortable sucking cock.

She slowly took off my pants and knelt between my legs. she slipped my penis slowly into her mouth, savouring every inch of it. Then she licked up and down my shaft before sucking it back into her mouth and bobbing up and down on it. What sweet ecstasy. Eventually, she stopped sucking my dick and, without prompting from me, she went down to my cleanly shaved balls and started really sucking them. No half-hearted measures here, she seemed to really love having them in her mouth. She licked them and sucked them and rolled them around in her mouth. I was close to coming, so I moved her up and laid her down on her back on the couch and went down on her. As I was licking and sucking her, she asked... wait, no... she demanded I start fingering her. OMG. How sexy is that? After a while she started looking in her bag for a condom as she wanted me to start fucking her. But I wanted to keep the foreplay going a lot longer.

So I took her upstairs and put a porno on my 46'' monitor. Yes, there are times when size matters and when it comes to TV screens, bigger is better! So we started up again, just as passionately as before. We kissed and fondled each other (I think I brought her to orgasm... maybe not... if I have one criticism; she does not let you know if you have made her come). Eventually we found ourselves in the 69 position. Oh man, can this girl make you feel amazing. And she just loves giving head. It makes you realise just how many girls do it to get it over with. I could not take it any more so I asked her to get the condom, as I had to start fucking her. With the raincoat on, she climbed on top of me and started to rock back and forth. First slowly, and then more quickly. She was totally dictating the pace and it felt great. I was close again to my orgasm, so I changed the position and got on top. Now I was able to regulate the speed and so I was able to control my orgasm. And I do so love it when a girl grabs my ass and really makes me pound into her. To keep it interesting (we had been going for over half an hour already), I moved her onto her side and took her from behind. Now, I was able to fuck this delectable creature and watch the porn. Seriously, it does not get any better than that. But by now, I had stopped my orgasm so many times that it became more difficult to get there again. So I pulled out of her and started jerking off. She immediately went to suck the top of my dick as I was masturbating, and then went to suck on my balls (all without prompting). I eventually came like a volcano.

We lay in each others arms for a while, kissed a little more and then we eventually got up and got dressed. I took her home and drove home, light as a feather, dancing on air.

And the best part? She is VERY Bi and can not wait for a threesome with Jessica!

BOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHH!!!!

Looks: 9/10 (she has a very cute face, but her nose is wayyyy too big... hahaha, just kidding; it's an inside joke, she gets it)
Body: 10 / 10 (Petite, slender with firm B cup breasts that could not hold a pencil under them if her life depended on it ;-) )
Personality: 10 / 10 (she was really easy to talk to, she is bright, mischievous, funny, sexy and cute)
Performance: 10 / 10 (In porno parlance, she is a ''Cock hungry slut that keeps demanding more''... which is AWESOME in a WG)

Overall: 10/10

She gets a ''I can not wait for the threesome with her and Jessica'' from me.

Now... don't all call at once. We do not want to scare her off.

Your Gonzo Reporter

Now this is the type of bedtime-stories i like ;-> . Here is such alot of these on this site that i could write a book with alota short bedtimestories for us horny humans!
Thanx PunterS.Thompson

Thanx for another great report PST!

Glad she is not a fake!

I like. mmmmmmmm Another classic report my friend.

Must agree with lick. Would it not be nice if all the punters reports were together on the same page(s) to make it easier for us newcomers to gain access thereto?

great report.. any link to her profiel?

any pics? [email protected]

No pics that I know of... but I would highly recommend her if you like petite, slender coloured ladies with firm, perky breasts.

I'm keen, however since you mentioned the 'big nose' thing I'm scared. Has she got a gonk or a witches nose, or what?

No... it's an inside joke between Erin and myself. I used it as an example of an insult when we were chatting.