An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by a traffic cop.
The officer said, "Madam did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The cop says, "May I see your drivers license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her drivers license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Benoni. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

LOL... Thanks for making me smile

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LOL reminds me of this one:

Ancient geezer and his wife go to the doctor, and the old man is examined. So the doctor tells the old guy he wants a urine sample.
Old man is hard of hearing: "What was that again?"
"Oh and while you at it, get me a stool sample," said the doc.
Old man turns to his wife: "What does the doctor want?"
The wife turns to him without hesitation and shouts in his ear.
"HE WANTS YOUR UNDERWEAR!"