Is anybody aware of any Little Person (Midget) strippers or clubs that cater to those fetishes in Gauteng?
Thanksx
There is such a place I've heard of where you can find these naked midgets you seek..
But it doesn't exist in the realms of men..
it's called Middle Earth. legendary Drumrooooll
There you can bugger around and screw with hobbits, dwarves, goblins and all other manner of naked woodland creatures to your heart's content..
the only catch before you get to molest said woodland folk is that you need to travel to Zim first and steal Uncle Bob's socks off his feet while he is sleeping and dreaming of which country he can ruin after he wakes up from his cry-sleep and he is 150yrs old..
then once that quest is complete, you need to travel back to SA and jump over JZ's wall (you the know the one that the SA tax payers built?) and steal a magic calabash from out of his garden.
Now before you do anything else, you must brew a magic beer with said items and then drink this potion under a full moon with a tokoloshe by your side, rubbing your feet as sip your magic brew and howl to the moon..
only then can you travel to Middle Earth and find the fetish dwarves you seek.. so my suggestion is YOU get moving soon.. before both the country of Zim, and all the naked midgets in Middle Earth, disappear..
peace ..
pipe..
smoke and sip..
the magic brew..
oh my hobbit hat..
oops! Wtf ?!?!+##!??
I must be sipping and smoking to write such nonsense..
Good luck on finding your naked midget strip club squire. Happy punting to you..
;)
On 2017-06-27 14:02:17 [deleted] said:
] @Angel42..
There is such a place I've heard of where you can find these naked midgets you seek..
But it doesn't exist in the realms of men..
it's called Middle Earth. legendary Drumrooooll
There you can bugger around and screw with hobbits, dwarves, goblins and all other manner of naked woodland creatures to your heart's content..
the only catch before you get to molest said woodland folk is that you need to travel to Zim first and steal Uncle Bob's socks off his feet while he is sleeping and dreaming of which country he can ruin after he wakes up from his cry-sleep and he is 150yrs old..
then once that quest is complete, you need to travel back to SA and jump over JZ's wall (you the know the one that the SA tax payers built?) and steal a magic calabash from out of his garden.
Now before you do anything else, you must brew a magic beer with said items and then drink this potion under a full moon with a tokoloshe by your side, rubbing your feet as sip your magic brew and howl to the moon..
only then can you travel to Middle Earth and find the fetish dwarves you seek.. so my suggestion is YOU get moving soon.. before both the country of Zim, and all the naked midgets in Middle Earth, disappear..
peace ..
pipe..
smoke and sip..
the magic brew..
oh my hobbit hat..
oops! Wtf ?!?!+##!??
I must be sipping and smoking to write such nonsense..
Good luck on finding your naked midget strip club squire. Happy punting to you..
;)
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