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le roux - Re: Strangest Request from a WG to a Punter
Re: Strangest Request from a WG to a Punter
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Posted: 2017-05-24 10:30:47

While recovering in the glow of sublime post-coitus contentment...

WG: "Do you know anything about washing machines?"

Me: "I suppose."

WG: "Mines got a leak and I don't know who to call?"

Me: "Put the kettle on and I'll have a look"

Ended up getting a jubilee clip from the tool box in the car and fixed the leak.

WG: "Do you know anything about drains? Only the back yard floods when the washing machine empties."

Found some caustic soda under the sink and set to it with the aid of a bath full of very hot water.

WG: I don't suppose....

Me: Hang on lady, I have to get going, do a list send it to me and we can sort it out at the weekend.

That weekend, one mirror hung, a kitchen cupboard door fixed, sitting room reconfigured, mattress turned over, leaky toilet cistern resolved, door chain fitted, advice given on how to get chicken skin crispy when cooking, a trip to the shops for groceries and an incredible supper.
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Posted: 2017-05-24 10:45:40

I suppose if there are no missus back home wondering where you are issues, why not? I take it you got an incredible after supper reward experience as well?
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Posted: 2017-05-24 11:15:37

On 2017-05-24 08:05:29 MrJ786 said:
Maybe not strange but kinda off putting in a way when asked to get condoms, smokes, Mcds etc on route to a booking.



That irritates the shit out of me.
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ramrod - Re: Strangest Request from a WG to a Punter
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Posted: 2017-05-24 14:50:44

Girl asked me to put it in fast and deep. I gladly obliged. Quite the opposite of many girls who want you start slowly.
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Posted: 2017-05-24 15:34:37

Was asked to set the thermostat on geyser. Had to get into the ceiling to do it. Same lady also asked me to solder wires in vibrating pillow.
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Posted: 2017-05-24 15:34:40

Was asked to set the thermostat on geyser. Had to get into the ceiling to do it. Same lady also asked me to solder wires in vibrating pillow.
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kameshang - Re: Strangest Request from a WG to a Punter
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Posted: 2017-05-24 17:42:39

A wg out of nowhere pulled out a set of handcuffs and blindfolds. Lets just say use your imagination to whsat happened next;).
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Posted: 2017-05-24 17:47:49

After a horrible experience where I didn't even chow her, she asked me to go join her in the shower to wash (scrub) her back.

Made me even wonder if she bathed before I got there since her and I didn't do nothing.

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