It looks like I'll be doing a fair amount of punting this coming week, while on the KZN South Coast. I know Randlover has some experience with this part of the world, and have seen so many threads opened for further info in the region without answer.

I havn't been here for 3 years and it's quite apparent the local economy is fucked. Each shop in the main street is now a Somali cell phone repair shop, hair extension 'saloon', estate agent, bottle store or a dodgy cash loan set up. All the locals wear Pep clothing and all the woman look like shit. Fact is, Margate has gone to the dogs.

In fact, if you place a roof over the entire Margate area, it could easily be mistaken for an old age home. With all this depressing news, its obvious that the white and Indian school leavers here have little or no chance of getting into a career, so the oldest profession calls.

If you looking for pussy on the KZN South Coast, look no further than the South Coast Herald newspaper for leads. It comes out on a Thursday. If you fart in Port Shepstone and drive back to Margate the whole community knows already. Prices here for pussy ranges from R150 - R250 for full house and R1000 for an all-nighter.

Herewith some interesting ads I'm keen to follow up on in terms of banging or to satisfy my curiosity to check out for a laugh only. LOL

100% LIMITED EDITION
Soft and silky anal Angel from
heaven is here on the visit.
None too big or too small.
084-764-5833

MICHELLE - Absolute blonde
upstairs and downstairs
Great body strips and escorting PVT
0720441613

NADINE - Absolute fun,
passionate red head,
great body, small petite
24 hours. Strips, Escorting. Travel.
Pensioners discount 50%
071-506-2461

SEXY Xhosa maid for beach cottage
while on holiday. Your wife and
kids can go to the beach and I will
do you and the house. HOT French kisses.
bare blows. 071 930 4645 / 074 936 1712

20 YEAR OLD WHITE FEMALE
From South Coast looking to
exchange her virginity to the
HIGHEST bidder. White males who
are interested can email
>[email protected]>

2 BOMBAY BEAUTS
Hot deep french kisss.
Hot sports massage.
Drop down your pants,
and unload your pension
and passion. Let me
taste what you got.
Shola / Shamona
074 842 4142

2 stunning new blondes
Alicia 072 920 8007
Couples and discipline.
Kim 082 6207618.
For all your needs.

BRONWYN
Fully legal blonde!
Strictly sexy, oh so naughty.
072 6153632

A TALL slim shy sugar
babe with stunning body.
To tease and please you.
Top stripper PVT TVL
Lisa 072 067 0380

Brandy. What the eye admires,
the cock desires. Hot and ready
to make love. 076 0260 9031

NEW IN TOWN -
Stunning White lady
just arrived from Cape Town.
First time in Margate
Travel.
078 77 44 358

WINE ME DINE ME AND 69 ME.
Cum and enjoy the hottest
pickalili from India.
072 3276 776

And who said small town SA hasn't got talent?

shees dude you got way too much time on your hands

Im just doing my bit to fill the Vaalies in who come down here on holiday, and haven't got a clue where to punt.

The DuracellBunny can easily retire down here soon, and make some great extra pension money. LOL

Found this on the web not sure if it is in your taste

http://196.34.133.249/ba/memorylane/index.php

Sorry LALOP,

I made darn sure I am in Jozi when u polute KZN....

Beter luck next time...

Typed a long post and did not load. Will post later.

[This message was recovered from the system logs and was originally posted by licalotapoes] - Dev


Today I decided to book NADINE, the so-called redhead in Margate. Her ad in the paper states she is 'passionate with a great body'. On the phone she sounded fucking hot, but I've learned NEVER to judge a hooker by her voice. She tuned me to wait an hour for when she knocked off work and returned home. At 15h00 I called her back and she told me to meet at her house which she shares with her 'cousin' from Gauteng, who is on holiday and making some holiday cash doing doubles with her. I enquired what her fees were. Only R300/h and R100 extra for the double. I thought: 'Fuck, today is my lucky day!'.

I eventually get to Nr 10 Erasmus Road and am greeted by two huge fucking boerbulls gnashing their teeth at the gate. A blonde tannie in her 30's who looks ten years older than she is, screams 'Wagter, Dollie Stop Dit!'. Fuck, this is the point I should have turned back and cancelled. However, because I have a think for red heads, I wasn't going to give up that easily. I opened the gate and hiked down the fucked up, washed away driveway to the house. A few steps from the front door my nostrils pick up the famous, familiar hooker chow slow cooking on the stove.

I got to the door and caught a glimpse for Nadine, a young tall badly died redhead. At face value she was a hottie. The other chick with the blonde hair who opened the door was the 'cousin', yeah right!

I was then lead to a typical hooker bedroom. The epitome of all my previous posts ragging these animals. The curtain rails were falling off the walls, with old g-strings draped all anywhere and everywhere they could be hung. Some quite nasty too. You know the older types which were once black but got all brown and crispy where the poes nests. On the dresser were 5 deterrent cheap roll on deodorant bottles, a pack of six toilet rolls and wait for it .... a bottle of First Watch Whiskey and a 5 liter papsak grand cru wine. There was shit lying everywhere. Between the bed a window were pils of hooker shoes and old clothing. This room looked like a fucking rat's nest. Nadine tells me she is a local estate agent and does bookings after work. I saked her how she got into hooking and she told me that at the agencies where she had worked at and where she is now, they hire young good looking girls to close deals with male clients, and have to sometimes bang them to make sales. Gees
that's rough.

I hand over the cash and they explain the sequence they think is so damn great. LOL. The blondie tells me I will get sucked by her and when I'm hard she will call Nadine to fuck me and then when I am to come, I must call her and she will stand bye and play with her tits to look at. I burst out laughing!!! 'What a crock of shit!' I told them. I then told them I'm an old punter, have dealt with hookers for years and will show them how it's done.

Nadine then tells me that this sequence does it for the pensioners and golfers who visit and made out I'm missing out on some wonder of nature if I do anything else..

So, I reluctantly take off my kit, lie down on the bed and look up to the ceiling, only to witness two huge hand sized rain spiders nested in the top corner of the ceiling. Then I see the bloody ghekos scurrying around the walls above the head board. Blondie then grabs my flaccid cock, rips out a jiffy and proceeds to attempt to place it on with her mouth. The wonders never cease. I asked her how long she had done this job, and she tells me 4 years. I think' Fuck, if you can't get this right after 4 years, you a retard'.

After much fake nasal umms and ahhs I eventually get a half mast. It's bloody torture and I'm counting the minutes ticking bye. 'Fuck this shit, I'm there to bang the redhead I called out load'. I then told her that Nadine should come join us. She tells me their idea of a double booking is one at a time and that they don't work together on one punter. What a crock of kak and a whore scam. She then called Nadine into the room and pissed off. Just as well, she had real saggy whore tits and wouldn't even let me play with her.

Nadine then rocked up. My cock immediately begun to rise. Then she took her bra off. Fuck .... WHORE TITS delux. Huge gnawed brown nipples on two pap sake. Yuggggg!

Then she took her panties which revealed the cutest, perfectly shaped box. It was nicely tanned and a little bit brown, like those perfectly browned Mc Donalds rolls. After seeing this, I decided I'll just block her tits out of my mind and focus on her cunt. It wasn't long and I began playing with it, and was quickly snapped at and rudely informed that poking, touching, kissing, anal, fondling, doggy, hugging, being on top are all off the menu. Then she did the worst thing a hooker can do. She leaned over to the bedside table grabbed one of those 500g aqueous cream jars, dipped four fingers in it and slapped it liberally on her box and told me to put it in. Within seconds I was soft again. At that point the bloody phone rings with some coolie melody and she answered it, telling the next punter she is done and that he must wait outside and that she will be ready in five minutes. This is in about 15 mins into my booking. I decide, 'Fuck this bitch, Im here to fuck her
and thats what I'm going to do'. I pull a freeball and hand crank my pecker and slap it into her. Wababoom!!!! I don't think she was expecting it, as it left her breathless and left her with one of those fuck you, looks for the rest of the boring missionary fuck. I pumped the living shit out of her for 5 mins. She didn't even flinch. She just lay there in her back, looking at me every now and then through one eye as if to say, 'when u coming bastard?'.

At the point of blast off, the blodie walked into the room to pull her stupid tease and I said to her 'Fuck off!'. Fuck that was cool. I pulled out, whipped off the rubber and proceeded to spray cum all over their whore begging. Yeah! I cried.

The look of total disgust on their haggard hooker faces was priceless!!! I then pulled up my pants, pulled my shirt on, slipped into my crocks, turned my back and fucked off without even a goodbye.

Fuck these scam bitches!

dude that was brilliant,
you make me laught, excellent punt review.

just some advise, loose the crocks, they for cocks.

do wg's really use aqueous cream still, what the fuck.

I had so much trouble posting the above report and it did not load, so I had to rewrite it and post it here below, along with another punt.

Enjoy

Luv EPIMP

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I promised up country punter visitors to the KZN South Coast a punting report, so here goes.

THE GOOD
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On Tuesday morning I made a booking with ESMERALDA, the 19 year old blonde who works from a private home in Uvongo, opposite the flea market area. I must admit in all my years of punting, she stands up there at the top of my list. Her place is well kept, and she is a great conversationist. She has a tight shaved pussy and perfect, perky boobs with cherry nipples. Not too versatile on the changing of positions thing, but soon realized she was having fun and was a great sport. OWO was bloody awesome and allowed me to finish by Cumming all over her face. Yummy. Her number is 079 795 9252.

THE BAD AND THE UGLY
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This was a date from punting hell. The one I’ve been awaiting for a while now. The culmination of all my kak postings of the past all in one. A kharmic deluge of gutter sluts. In keeping with the skomyness of the event, I’ll serve it straight up epimp style.

It’s 3pm and I’m cruising the shitty streets of Margate and have a couple hours to kill. I decide to call NADINE who advertises as a sexy redhead. 071 5062461. First the bitch tells me to call her in ten minutes. I do so, then tells me to stand outside the First National Bank and call her again. I do so. I then call again and she tells me to rather return at 4pm because she is still at work and can only ‘fuck’ me later. I think what the hell, I’m here to fuck a redhead as there are not many of those around anymore. At 4pm I call back and she tells me that the price is R250, but if I pay an extra R100, I can have her and her cousin who is down on the coast making extra cash for her holiday. I think ‘What the fuck, a threesome for an extra R100. Yeah ha! … Off I Go!.

I walk a couple minutes and end up at the house at 10 Erasmus Road, Margate. I attempt to open the gate. As I’m about to take a step inside the property, two huge fucking Boer bulls come galloping around the corner straight at me, gnashing their teeth, growling and foaming at the mouth. I almost shat my pants! 'Fucking hooker bitches, didn’t even warn me'. At that moment I see an apparition appear behind a back kitchen door while screaming ‘Los hom julle foken honde. Los!!!’. After my eyes trained on her, there in front of me stood one fugly mut with curler dried bleached hair, black spandex pants and one of those 100% boer t-shirts with the old flag emblazoned on her braless, floppy tit chest.

‘Oh my God, Im outa here I said to myself’. Just as I was about to articulate my excuse to fuck off, this NADINE popped over her shoulder and told me to come inside. About 10 feet from the door I get the whiff of chuck or afal on the stove. That familiar low class whore house smell that permeates the block.

Admittedly she looks hot and I decide to take this to the next level and trample through the mine field of loose soggy dog shit you usually only find at railway houses.

I’m ushered into what I can only describe as a shack. The room they do business in has mottled walls from damp and lack of upkeep. The curtain rail is fucked and hanging on one screw and a piece of wire. The few pieces of furniture scattered around have old g-strings adorning them. You know the ones which were once black, but now bowny red where the poes nests. Then I had a flashback or that coolie’s 'Crispy G-strings' posting I made on ESA a few years back about that famous Indian hooker Litisha in JHB.

The sideboards are cluttered with old roll-on deodorant bottles, tissue boxes and cheap shell curios obviously bought as gifts by pensioner punters. Then I spotted the weirdest shit ever. A 750ml bottle of First Watch Whiskey and a 3 liter Drostyhof Grand Crue box with two glasses on the side table next to the bed. What the fuck!

Between the bed and window were literally heaps of old shoes and piles of dirty clothing. Fuck I hate it when whores live in the rooms they work from!!! They all the same … Rats Nests!!!

I’m then informed by blondie (KIM) how the session works. LOL. Firstly she will suck me off until I’m hard, then I must pomp Nadine, than when I’m going to cum, she will enter the room and strip for me while I finish off with the other. I burst out laughing. I tuned them that’s the kakest jol I’ve ever heard of and was not the threesome I was promised on the phone. They swore that that this specific routine has worked their golfer and pensioner punters customers for years. Hehe, and I thought she was just visiting.

So, I reluctantly dropped my skids, lay on the famous multi-coloured duvet (without a towel) and looked at the ceiling only to witness the biggest fucking rain spider Ive seen in my life. It was the size of my fist. I then asked them what other work they do. Nadine told me that she is an estate agent for a large national estate agency and works as a whore when she isn’t sitting in show houses or trying to sell houses. I asked her how she got into hooking, and she told me that the local agencies hire young babes with looks to entice male buyers. She then admitted that she got so good at it, her boss one day begged her to bang a client to close a deal. She said sure, got a bonus and the rest was history. She claims to have fucked a tones of okes in order to conclude deals.

At this point blondie entered the room and Nadine left. I lay there on my back and she took off her clothes, which I wish she hadn’t. I then got read the riot Act. No kissing, no touching, no anal, no muffing, no probing, no doggy … Basically I had to just lie there with my hands on my sides like a corpse in an open casket. ‘What a crock of shit!’ I told her, then informed her I’d rather skip the BJ and see Nadine right away as I wasn’t into being teased like a senile pensioner. She took great offence and stormed out with the box of wine.

Nadine then entered the room dressed in her jeans and red bra. Yummy I thought. She’s got long curly dyed red hair, tall, blue eyes, a great tan, a flat tummy and the great figure. She does have a rather big gonk. Immediately the stress of the encounter with her blondie ‘cousin’ was nothing more than a bad memory.

She first dropped her tight jeans to reveal a very sexy bottom half. Then she proceeded to peal off her bra.

Gadoooof!!! I lost my smile.

Two limp pawpaws dropped out with those horrible brown, gnawed nipples facing dead South. Oh Fuck!!! WHORE TITS DELUX. What a crying shame and an abrupt end to my redhead fantasy. Those fucking Wonder Bras should be banned.

She then told me to stand up and get off the bed so she could lie there on her back. I think ‘What the fuck?’. She lay there, leaned over to the bedside table, scratched around a bit among the litter and pulled out one of those 500g aqueous cream tubs, opened it, and dipped her four fingers in it and then processed to slop it liberally all over her cunt. With that done, she said ‘Come fuck me now!’. What a fucking turn off. At this point a big gheko scurried out behind the headboard up the wall.

There she was laying, with two papsake being pulled by gravity down each of her flanks, a cunt smeared like a Chelsea bun with bloody white cream and her eyes shut in anticipation for some big moment. Fucking Whore!!!

So, I decided, since I’d paid over the cash, I’d may as well do this shit and take one for the Vallie punters and to complete this ESA report. I pulled a quick ‘freeball’ and jerked my gherkin until hard and WAbaaaBOOM!, Shoved my cock in her yeast smelling meat hole with force and fucked the shit out of her without mercy for a few minutes which felt like hours.

The only reaction I got from the bitch was a peep through her one kak mascara’d eyes every now and then, as if to say ‘When you going to cum u bastard?’. You should have seen her face throughout. Priceless! That look of when a kid is anticipating an injection and contorts all their facial muscles in anticipation of pain. Like a plane crash victim just before they hit the ground.

Then one of the hooker’s phones rang next to the bed with a loud piercing charra ringtone. Some Bollywood soundtrack tone from a fucking mosquito infested pond. After what seemed like five minutes she told me to wait, leaned over and answered it and told some punter she would be done in 5 minutes. She’s obviously got a Charra boyfriend!

‘Fuck this shit!’, I thought. A minute before coming, the blondie obviously heard the bed springs squeaking faster from behind the door and entered the room and flashed her limp flap jak tits at me. I wanted to puke. Without reservation is shouted ‘Fuck Off! I’m busy!’. She disappeared in a flash.

I then wipped off my jiffy and proceeded to squirt all over Nadine’s legs and duvet while growling like a mad man. She was obviously disgusted. ‘Serves them bloody right!’, I thought. I then burst out laughing!. You couldn't wipe the wide grin off my face.

I began dressing. No offer of a shower or a damp hand cloth to clean up … nothing.

My crotch was still full of gooey yeast cream. On my way out I spotted two Charras in cars, smoking, waiting impatiently outside. What a kak jol!!!

I can’t wait to get back to CT.

Luv EPIMP

(Nobody gives more of a fuck on ESA than EPIMP)

Great stuff. Now that is telling it exactly like it is.