Bmw tyre repair kit. Repairs a flat with a touch of button in seconds. Perfect for ladies incase of a flat tyre

Brand new valued at 12k
Second hand 7k

Looking for 2 or hours Gfe

Jhb

On 2024-04-06 18:13:11 [email protected] said:
Bmw tyre repair kit. Repairs a flat with a touch of button in seconds. Perfect for ladies incase of a flat

I have two questions:
1. Will it work on a Yaris?
2. Is the kit gender specific?

On 2024-04-07 02:33:07 semensquirter said:
On 2024-04-06 18:13:11 [Send Message] said: Bmw tyre repair kit. Repairs a flat with a touch of button in seconds. Perfect for ladies incase of a flat

I have two questions:
1. Will it work on a Yaris?
2. Is the kit gender specific?

If you want my advice bud;

1. Won't probably fit your 2011 Range Rover
2. You might have to take the rubber up your ass

SS doesn't you Rolls already have one? ;)

Now this is a brand foefie if I have ever seen one;)

12k for a badge on a case and the gloves.( nothing special inside that case)

Think maybe you will have better luck selling it to some bwm crazy guy that restored an old beemer and is all about the brand. Or sell it online you might even get full value.

An air compresser plus the repair kit(including a can of tire weld and patches and tools) that does exactly the same,cost around R600 online and at reputable spare shops.

I very much doubt any lady would fall for the 2 hour barter.

Ladies prefer to barter for "needs" and not necessarily for "wants". And brand lable products all fall under "want" unfortunately.

If there is a genuine need for that best you will get is a half hour trade maybe a hour depening on the lady.

Goodluck.

Let us know if you get lucky with that barter you propose here.;)

Is it the little cigarette lighter plug in pump with tyre repair gel ?

Hey Amit....just keep it. You might need it to repair that rubber doll.

Can someone please show me how this thing look and why is it brand specific or is this a april fools joke hahaha
Is it u press a button and a dude climbs out a box and patch the tyre. Fuck me ive heard of self inflatable blow up dolls lol

On 2024-04-07 23:18:42 Pumpkineater said:
Can someone please show me how this thing look and why is it brand specific or is this a april fools joke hahaha
Is it u press a button and a dude climbs out a box and patch the tyre. Fuck me ive heard of self inflatable blow up dolls lol

I was also curious and Googled it.
Seems to be adhesive, rubber plugs, and compressed air cannisters for inflation.
Hardly "touch of a button" and sell for R500-700 on one of the aftermarket websites.
Compared to an aerosol tyre repair (which is very temporary but truly convenient) at half of that at your local hardware.
OP must be desperate and clearing out his garage .... or regretting dropping all that cash on a stupid purchase by a Bavarian fanboy instead of spending it on one of the high performance models advertising on this site

OP probably sold the BMW and is now looking for a WG who can offer him Sheer Driving Pleasure...