Any suggestions on any of the ladies offering a full body wax in the jhb area. Preferably in the East Rand. I'm looking to wax everything from the neck down, including the twig and berries finally ending off with a sloppy blow and a lingam massage.
Please DM me.

Thanks

@Dicksauce...

I was going to write up a whole thesis on your request for you... But then I thought if you're stupid enough to put a request like this on the forum... You might as well do your best and try it hey!

Do me a massive favour though... Ive got a few questions Im dying to know the answers to...

1. Please let me know if you find someone who agrees to wax your whole body in one session.

2. Who accepts your request?

3.I'd love to know what what viral and bacterial infection meds and anti-biotic the doctor prescribes you 3 to 10 days after encounter.

4. What form of depilation and methods was used, and in what areas of the body.

5. How long the session lasted.

6.How pleasurable the lingham was at the end.

Go on... Make my day ;)

Kisses
Ang

Angie i dont want to read the answers. I want to see the whole video from start to end with no editing. I want to hear the screams and swearing. This wil be the best online content to buy in history. But who ever is gonna do this needs to put the wax all over first and then start pulling it off area for area

This is gonna be fun to watch

1. Please let me know if you find someone who agrees to wax your whole body in one session.

Google it dumbass. It exists. I was looking for something special in the end of it.

2. Who accepts your request?

I had a few replies already. Will let you know when I take my pick.

3.I'd love to know what what viral and bacterial infection meds and anti-biotic the doctor prescribes you 3 to 10 days after encounter.

What the fuck are you drinking or on? IT'S A BODY WAX WITH A BLOW!!! NOT FH!!! Jeez you taking dumb to a whole new level. Do you know what the fuck is a blow And a massage? And how minimum/ almost none is the chances of contracting anything


4. What form of depilation and methods was used, and in what areas of the body.

Have you never been to a spa?? Go ask them what methods they offer.

5. How long the session lasted.

I've did this before. Between 3 to 4 hours.This ain't my first rodeo cunt.

6.How pleasurable the lingham was at the end.

OH VERY. Last time I booked a lady for a sensual massage after at a different location.

In short, I'd say go fuck yourself and actually do some research instead of having bouts of verbal diarrhoea.

Secondly, if I was as dumb as you, I definitely wouldn't be going around giving my opinions and calling them 'thesis'.

For those who are actually interested in what it looks like:
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php

Lols... I studied beauty therapy actually... waxing, facial therapy etc. I know the anatomy of the skin and hair throughout... So I kinda know what I'm talking about. But whatever. You're funny. More than likely a gen x or as I like to call it, the pornhub and fairytale generation...
Please do update us ;)

@Angie

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK are you Going on about gen xyz. Irrelevant. This is a fucking escort site.
IT'S LITERALLY TO COME HERE TO RECREATE FANTASIES.

We've literally got a guy on here who wants to eat witbix out of someone's ass. I fail to see that in a normal setting.

Secondly if you were any good at actual beauty therapy you wouldn't be here selling pussy right!!! Takes a whole different level of dumb to fail at fucking up being a beautician.

This is something definitely left to the professionals.

There definitely are some ladies on here that are qualified to do this, but they few and far between.

All though I have always offered grooming session I had always steered clear of the waxing thing.

Wax scares me.. I had a horrible experience once going for a wax myself, my skin was peeled with the hair! And would hate to accidently do that to someone when waxing them.

So I stick to trims and shaves and chemical hair removal. Been offering that as a servive for years and not once had I had any complaints after.

Wishing you all the best in finding a lady qaulified and confident enough to do a full body wax in one sitting.

And if you do find her come share the experience and promote her services, I am sure many would be intrested to do the same if they know someone went and survived to tell the tale;)


Ps.. just watch your clip..you want to come do this as part of a BDSM torture session and not as a proper grooming session..you welcome to come it will be torture at its best as i dont have a f.. clue how to wax..and i wont feel bad hurting you because thats what you will be paying for..the pain!;)

When a person gets waxed you essentially rip off the top layer of the skin. Leaving it, as we call it, broken. For about 24 to 48 hours after a wax the skin is very susceptible to bacteria and infections can occur very easily.

AFTER your wax you want a sloppy blow right?? Do you know how much bacteria is in saliva? And you want that to drip and be licked all over your broken skin?!.

And then you want someone to come and rub in in with a lingham?

Good luck buddy! And thanks for the name-calling and assumptions it was super necessary. You look like a twat.

Anyways, that's me for the day!

Kisses

Lmfu....this thread.....escorts are now educating punters about mixing bacteria....salvia fluids.....yet are offering bare blows....squirting....69....get that wax mate and let us know....we are all curious if the risk of std are high with wax....or bare blow.....lmfu