On 2015-08-27 08:37:50 samdidtwo said:
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw R10000.00 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her husband and told him the story. Her husband then said to her, do it but "Ask him for R20000.00, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the husband decides to call his wife he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"
On 2015-08-27 08:37:50 samdidtwo said:
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw R10000.00 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her husband and told him the story. Her husband then said to her, do it but "Ask him for R20000.00, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the husband decides to call his wife he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still
fucking!"
Sorry double post...
@samdid2...LMAFO...Top notch comedy.
I simply said that I cannot loan her the money but she can ``earn'' it and not have to pay it back.
Have chatted and joked. No really flirting as such.
@caligula - how did it work out?
Was she keen to earn it.
How did you phrase it.
I want an escape hatch in case I've read the situation completely wrong.
Your method appears to be straight and blunt?
Girls where are you - need your advice
Alternatively you can give R1000 to one of the ladies on this site and definitely get sex.
Women react to generosity but in my experience that generosity is not strictly quantitative. So spin a BS story that you can only give her R5k now (make sure it looks like a lot so only have R100 and R50 notes), see how much pussy you get for that. If it is worth it for you then give her another R5k. Guaranteed she is going to ask you for more later.
Guess I was just fantasizing.
Not sure if her husband knows about the loan will find out shortly.
Obviously if he does then there is no chance of any action.
Johnd has a point we've know each other 3-4 years and no fireworks yet so prob unlikely.
Btw should I take the interest or not.?
It's huge like r2500 for a 3 month "loan" also there is obviously risk as non payment is possible with me having very little recourse .
Advice?
Will see....
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