Anyone with experience punting in this city?
What am I in for?

Haven't been there since pre-covid.
At least punting is legal on that side.
Punting was cheaper than the UK at the time - don't know about the circumstances now.
Bartenders, bellhops and taxi drivers will be able to point you to the nearest Laufhaus where you will definately get sorted.

Yes I visited in 2018 and frequented an FKK sauna club called Goldentime I think, I cannot recall the name. Easily reached using public transport. I advise you use ISG-International Sex Guide website. Register free account and use the search function or the country/city menu. There are various options available. You can even do a general Google search using brothels, escorts, etc

Was eying those fkk saunas. Goldentime looks like an amazing experience

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There you can find all sort of girls. Even delivered by Santa :-)

Danke! All appreciated

Hi all.
Ok so i got back from Vienna, and I thought to feedback how it went. Partly to help out the next guy in my position, and partly because i have literally no one else to tell

Unfortunately i was there for work, so didnt have a lot of idle time, but the little i had, I made it count. for the record, its not cheap to punt there, but this was a once in a lifetime kindof thing, so i went ahead and splurged.

I managed to try out both suggestions above, a Laufhause (Ici Paris), and a fkk club (goldentime)

Laufhause:
there are MANY available, and C425's suggestion was a good one, but my options were limited as I could only really get started most nights quite late and most close at like 10pm. I settled on Ici Paris due only to it's proximity, and it being open - i just had to hope there were ladies available who I liked

So i get there by uber, go inside, and its such a unique experience. You literally just let yourself in, no staff anywhere, its just like a small apartment building, with 4 floors. As you walk in there is a wall with pictures of all the ladies working there that night, and which room they are in. Some look beautiful, some look less so. I noted down some options i thought would be amazing and head to their doors. each door has her same advert framed next to it with a price for 30 mins, and 60 mins, and a light indicator - red = busy, green = available. Unfortunetly all picks were all taken. so i just wandered through the building like a horny kid. Turns out a LOT of them were occupied - i guess that happens when this is the only place open at that time. i did cross paths with guys in a similar predicament as me in the stairways.
I found a few green lights, would knock, and got no answer (maybe she was asleep). My standards started dropping and i knocked on a other doors. eventually i got a "Come In" in a strong european accent. Photo of the advert looked pretty enough, would be an 8. I go inside.... not so much, more like a 6 - turns out someone there took a photoshop course. Anyway she was still attractive, nice body, and by this stage i was horny, determined, and thought this might be my only free night, and i didnt walk up and down and up all those stairs for nothing. I went with the 80 euros for 30 minutes option (ouch, but as they say, when in vienna.....) bj was covered (uncovered would be extra), kissing extra, greek extra, pretty much everything was on offer, as an extra. i declined. had a good 30 minute shag, lots of fun, said goodbye (she was bulgarian so we hit language barriers). no regrets. in hindsite i would rather try go when more are open and there are more choices to be had

FKK
Fortunately on my 2nd last day we closed off meetings by lunch time, and we had free time until a formal dinner. I didnt want to do a redo of the laufhause vibe, and throught to give TheRiddlers suggestion of goldentime a try. fortune favours the bold as they say.

so all i can say about this is "wow", there is simply no experience available to us here that is even comparable. I schlep out in an uber, takes me way far from where i was staying (that put me on edge a bit), and i get dropped off at this carpark place, which was busy, ther emust have been like 40 cars there already, in the middle of the day, on a work day. The entrance to this place looks like anyone of our local strip joints with the big pillars in front, and the bright sexy banners - not discrete at all (it was middle of the day, so that felt weird) , i walk through the doors, and there is a large reception area. The lady there spoke english, but still pointed everything out to me on a laminated menu that says 95EUR entrance. EUR80 for 30 minutes. EUR160 for an hour .
I pay my entrance, she hands me a toweling gown, a towel, and a key with number on it. she points to the change room. I go in, and there are a ton of lockers in there. I find mine, open it, and there are flip flops waiting for me. There are a few other guys in there as well either getting out of clothes, or getting into clothes. I follow the lead of the guys who looked to also have just arrived. i change out my clothes, put on the towel, grab a shower, and dry up. swap out towel and gown for dry ones in a big pile (their laundry room must be insane). i catch a glimps through an open door of the ladies shower, my jaw hit the ground, the 4 ladies in their were showering away, and they were utter stunners. ok now i was excited, i leave the change rooms, go into the main area, there is another wall of lockers there with smaller for cash and cellphone, i lock up my stuff and head on in. my jaw must have hit the ground . its a massive area, with couches, tables, lounges, a bar, there must have been about 50+ ladies walking around all completely naked, except for high heels. And when I day at least 80% of them must have been perfect 10s, its not an exaggeration. they were magnificent. all in all it was an utter eye feast. This put me into a bit of a panic, and i slipped into the "theatre" so gather my thoughts and strategise a bit - that lasted all but 10 seconds when these two stunners approached me and sat on either side of me, one was the talker, the other was her "friend". The talker introduced herself, made basic chit chat, and asked what i want - i said i am just trying to get a feel for the place before committing to anyone. she gave me some options for herself, and then said she and her friend could have a 3-some. I declined the 3some immediately (because that probably would have blown my budget, and just seemed way too overwhelming). The friend walked away. The chatty girl stayed, felt up my leg, and started rubbing my dick right there in the theatre (which by this stage was at full attention). She whispered in my ear that she could blow me there and then for 40 euros - and i thought that was pretty hot and would be a good ice breaker. so she pops on a condom and has at me. that was insanely hot. there were other ladies sitting in the theatre and some other punters watching the porn on the screen. After that was done, we walk to the lockers, i pay her, and now with a clearer, less anxious head i go for a walk around. I get a red bull at the bar, make small talk with some of the people there, and eventually find a solo couch and sit back and enjoy the view. literally that entrance fee, if just to gaze at all the naked beauties around me, it was worth every cent alone. There was also a buffet, but i wasnt interested in that. the ladies were all very friendly, some a bit pushy, but i had a limited budget for 3 punts, so wasnt going to plow through that at the beginning. Other amenities was the sauna (but i dont like saunas, and a pool - but it was too cold for that.. when i was ready to go again, i just had to make eye contact with another random stunner (this time a very petit, but extra sexy little lady). she takes me to a room behind a curtain. We agree on a half hour rate (but like at the laufhause, every possible extra was available). The session was intense, but so awesome. probably the hottest lady i have ever met in real life (let alone fucked).

Repeat this process 2 more times (thank goodness for Ciallis), and that was the end of the most insane sexual experience of my life. All i can say is that there is NO photoshop on the website, what you see is legit. and from what i gather its such a normal way of life for people in vienna.


That being said, i ended up dropping way more than i had budgeted for in my trip, but no regrets . in hindsight i realize how damn expensive punting is there, and how lucky we have it here, so i am very greatful that its a much more affordable hobby here

Idea for some of the local venues tho, the FKK concept is a pretty cool idea to try emulate

(sorry for the long wall of text, but I really wanted to share)

Excellent reading wd

Loved the read!

Thank you for sharing your experience.

RB.

Nice man! Yeah punting overseas is something else I can tell you that much, you may have been too spoiled now lol. Punting in Thailand changed me with all day bookings on remote islands, threesomes, foursomes, soapy massages, and more with drop dead gorgeous woman from all over Asia and even some Europeans.