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Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-23 11:30:32
Confucius says, a woman is like a vacuum cleaner, once she stops sucking, time to change the f*&$ing bag!
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-23 14:01:42
I doubt Chinese women at their distaff would have been familiar with a vacuum cleaner in Confucius's time.
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-23 14:11:07
Confucius says: man who goes to bed with sexual problem on mind wakes up with solution on hand.
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-23 16:03:29
Confucius says: Man who walk through turnstile backwards going to Bangkok.
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-23 16:09:07
Here is another version Sean. Man who walk into airport door with hardon is bound to Bangkok.
On 2015-05-23 16:03:29 SeanDivine said:
Confucius says: Man who walk through turnstile backwards going to Bangkok.
Here is another version Sean. Man who walk into airport door with hardon is bound to Bangkok.
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-23 17:18:03
Confucius says "Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone.
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-24 17:44:05
Confucius says man with peanutbutter on dick must be fucking nuts!
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-24 22:40:36
Edited: 2015-05-24 22:41:54
Edited: 2015-05-24 22:41:54
Confucius says; man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger....
Xxxx
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Xxxx
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Re: Confucius says...
Posted: 2015-05-25 10:20:53
Confucius says, woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down
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