On 2021-07-11 09:08:08 AnthonyEdwards said:
If you block him with true caller, it can stop
On 2021-07-11 09:17:24 ThelastRonin said:
Or if you know the number you can have fun with it... It's how I get them to stop calling, works every time
On 2021-07-11 09:43:58 ThelastRonin said:
My favorite is
Good morning and welcome to the mental health helpline....
If you're obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you're co dependant ask some one to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6
If you're paranoid we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we'll trace your call
If you're delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
If you're schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press
If you're dyslexic press 696969
If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key, until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep
If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later :)
On 2021-07-11 09:43:58 ThelastRonin said:
My favorite is
Good morning and welcome to the mental health helpline....
If you're obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you're co dependant ask some one to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6
If you're paranoid we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we'll trace your call
If you're delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
If you're schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press
If you're dyslexic press 696969
If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key, until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep
If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later :)