So I've often wondered how other guys manage to sit on the toilet without their love sausage slapping the toilet seat as they sit down.

I hope I'm the only one, because the thought of my one eyed purple headed monster touching the seat where another guy's pleasure pump just did the same, isn't particularly appealing.

I do try to tick it in, but 9 times out of 10 I don't get it right.

Any suggestions?

toiletpaper over the rim and the seat .


I hate public toilets ! fucking squat then lol !!

erh maybe visit ladies that clean the toilet between clients?

Can't be certain your are referring to sp's toilets though.

Maybe put on a condom and poke a peehole in it?

You really should have spelled it "a-piel-ling" considering the nature of your subject...

Hahaha. Good "point" Pinteshwaran!

@Sage - this is a general problem when using public / work toilets. Service providers are always impeccable.

Don't use the kiddies toilets, rather try the adult toilets, they bigger.

Jeez, I find this harder to explain than I thought.

Before I sit down I use my fingers to keep my junk tucked back while being careful not to touch the seat with my hand.

As a norm I avoid using public toilets.

Even before Covid I used to always have hand sanitizer in my car and office. I always spray a seat before sitting down.

On 2020-08-25 15:34:37 Honorable Member said:
...Any suggestions?...

Tell the Missus to stop allowing other guys into your house...LOL

Pintes :

Maybe not

a-piel-ling ?

But

a-piel-long ?