The teacher told her class one morning:"Kids, We have a show and tell tomorrow, so I want you all to bring narcotics to school and we'll discuss each one in class."
Next day comes and teacher asks Gertjie wat he brought to school:"I brought cocaine, Teacher." Sannie is up next and says:"I brought exctacy, Teacher." This continues throughout class and last but not least, teacher asks Jannie what he brought and he said:" You're ALL in trouble, because I brought the POLICE!"

Punter goes to Japan to buy the newly launcher limited addition Kawasaki Super Ninja Turbo JTX which ignites with the touch of a button and after his purchase he decides to to pop in at a local venue to sample the WG's there.

Her parks on the curb and enters the lady he had chosen and as he is about to leave he notices that his motorcycle is gone so he asks the WG standing outside if she knew what happened.

WG replies: "Me dont know. Me cant tell! Me press the red button, it run like hell!!!"