All a girl's gotta do is conduct business here in Joeys like a week every month or two.

Hells ja, Imma drive ya once you do.

Manual,nogamaal.

Plus I bought my license like any self respecting Seffrican would in the 90's,so I reckon you're in for an unforgettable ride.

Lekker naweek,you crazy conundrum.

So you're going for that Platinum Medal? Can you race as fast as you talk? You know that there are those Cockathon pins that go up your jackpot if you succeed?!

This 'schizo girl' right here, masquerades and performs like a Champ. You'll spot her at the Rio Carnival if you got your hashtag in place. So you better have your costume ready, you will need it to ride the float and rock that boat.

That's if you got the guts and run for your life!

Enjoy yours too...Bonanza!

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THE AM COCKATHON NEWS Channel L-1

It has been reported that the Cockathon Challange racers are currently too horny for their own good and cannot understand why their 3rd legs have been growing massively in the past few days.

And our readers needed answers to these unwavering questions. Here is the current update.

When the news channel reporters interviewed our sponsor DR. Kimmylee from the Fairy Laboratories, the channel was pleased to announce what she said:

"The test results of the 3rd leg expansions was due to all the teasing and trading between Johhny (the cock) and Nana. All this seemed to have damaged the nerves in the big brain and the small brain. When you fuck with both brains, you fuck each other and with each other and that stimulation travels all over the fucking system and you end up getting fucked. But we here, at the Fairy Laboratories have come up with a new solution to ease the pain. We have developed something which we will be issuing to our Cockathon Challange racers in due course".

Well then readers, this is what we have for this morning. Catch us live again for more reports. This is the AM Cockathon Challange News Channel L-1

Good morning!!!!!!

GRAB your trousers delicious men, your pants are about to go down.

The race is on...

Little things are taken for granted and it should be those little things to look out for when you're in the Cockathon Challange.

Your training days are over and it's time to go get that medal.



BOO...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN THE Pussython Obstacle Tracks? Well you have the cock power to do so. Use your sweet and delicious cockgear to trail down the pleasure mountain and swoop through the valley of the Kukufontein then rush into lake Aha. Up and up you go till you reach the Woomph There Is It Hill and you're on your way through to the Pussython Village.

THE COCKATHON IS IN YOUR REGION SO BANG FOR YOUR LIFE!

GO GO GO Amazon Dicks, Go! It's always your time to shine in the Cockathon Challenge!

The Cockathon Challange is sponsored by the KL Experience.

COCKS OF THE SAME CREATION FUCK TOGETHER!

The sleeping racer misses the finish line. The awake cockracer strives to fuck.

It's the battle of the cocks. Bring yours to the finish line and take up the extreme challenge of the Cockathon Race.

BE THE CHAMPION! BE THE EJACULATOR! BE YOU!


This Cockathon Challange is sponsored by the KL Experience.

COCKATHON CHALLENGE REWARDS

It's that time again to award the Cockathon Challange Racers who make it to the finish line, with the medals at the end of this season.

The provincial awards will be celebrated as per event.


Fuck for your lives and receive your Cockathon medals. Keep going and get to that finish line.

ENDURE!!!


This Cockathon Challange is sponsored by the KL Experience.

Entertain Section

COCKATHON EASTER CHALLENGE SONG of the Day..

'No need to take it out
Have all of the taste.
It's not hard to feel that
The cock is mine.

I'm not sorry that you
Seem to be pomping
It's not hard see those balls are mine.'


So Pussython your way to the finish line, reach your goal and overflow your cup of ecstasy.

Rewards and Medals are put up for grabs. Platinum, Bronze, Standard and Gold.

So iron up your mind, stretch your body and discover your own strength. You'll soon pump up and blow up again in neutral vitality.


Trills & Condoms apply


This Cockathon Challange is sponsored by the KL Experience