Feeling my amorous propensities raging in my nether regions , I 'phoned this lovely lass one sultry evening last week.
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A most pleasant voice answered - 'heyyyy....'
We struck a bargain and I headed West.
I arrived at a filthy , dingy semi-detached house in the main street of Krugersdorp.
The lowest class of prostitute hung around outside the house and at the street corners near it – no doubt operating from that same house of ill repute.
I should have taken my cue and fled.
But No ! I allowed myself to be led by this lovely blond girl into a foul , filthy hovel .

As soon as the security gate was shut – I knew I was trapped !
She saw the fear in my eyes and continuously reassured me .
A hulking (very black) West African man in the passage said to me , rather courteously: “You are welcome Seh”

Now if that same sooty West African had pulled out a gun and demanded my car keys – I would have been a gonner !
(How was I going to explain to my boss and to my friends the loss of my car ?)

It was time to use my brains to get out of this one.
So I gave her the most charming smile and asked her to please hurry this because I needed to get home asap .

So I gave her the money upfront- spilled my jism on her feet with a rather nice footjob , fled into the passage and out into the street .

That night I just could not stop thinking how it was possible for Nigerian drug dealers to get such beautiful women into their filthy clutches.

You are the best ,keep it up

Narcotics addiction I guess. Sad state of affairs, beautiful blonde friend from Pretoria, Lynwood now prostituting in hillbrow to fund her drug addiction. Introduced to narcotics in the clubs than eventually got in the company of the west African drug lords, rest is history.
Ben you lucky this time round, stay away from the hoods, stick to the northern suburbs.

Classic, better than reading a novel.

Nice one Ben, as always!! Thanx for sharing and saving others the same fear!

'That night I just could not stop thinking how it was possible for Nigerian drug dealers to get such beautiful women into their filthy clutches.'

PENIS SIZE - maybe !!!

you have poor taste, she looks like a used up street walker.

Dear Uncle Ben,

Many thanks for the report. I am so sorry to hear that you did not enjoy your Wild West adventure.

Well from the “ hulking (very black) West African man” you had as a pimp you could have crossed the Jukskei and had Zwan as your pimp.
He is obviously the pimp for the new venture in Elarduspark.
Your visit would have taken in a chat to Phoenix Girl and you might have relived some old stories.

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Thanks again for the warning, and please enjoy the Equinox on Wednesday evening/Thursday morning.

shite, glad you escaped with body parts intact let alone your car....the 'filthy , dingy semi-detached house' shoulda made you hightail it out of there at a rate of knots.

'lovely lass' - dude what were you smoking?
you sure you didnt go there for a hit?

look at her, just as bad as Neya