Posted: 2010-09-13 14:59:10
Hey all fellow Punters
Ok, so i put in a reveiw about this place +/- 2-3months back and was a rather good review, as my experience was good.
So on friday 2 mates come around to my place for a Braai and we sitting there thinking lets hit a strip club, and the first place that they think of is 'Rock Paradise' but i thought take them to another place, being 'The Palace' something new and rather good. so we hopped into my car and made the long drive to the ass end of Springs, me being as proud as punch that i found this place that ill have some nice lookers, rather cheap entrance and drinks, and if a shag is on the cards, well that is not that bad either price wise. so the whole way there +/- 40 minutes drive, i am talking about my last experience there, that they had these 2 hot babes, Carol and Stacey and Carol was such a great fuck and i wnat to still try out Stacey!!!
So we get there and as we get out of the car, 2 Afrikaans chaps walk out pisses, and say to us, not worth a fuck in there, but still we have come all this way so we go in.
As we go into the doors, there is a show on the go, (now before we left my place i phoned to ask about the shows, and they said every hour on the hour). so the show is on and i think ok, good, a show every hour, but as we get to see the lady, i think oh fuck no thanks, is a real chubby one, with these sick tattoo's all over, but fucking ugly. now i am one for a chick to have tattoo's i love that, but this time just looked so bad!!!
We head across to the bar and get some drinks, and find a place to sit. the show is ended within 2 songs, and we happy about that. so now we sit and trying to find a hot number so maybe we can get a lap dance or a private show, but there is nothing, just fucking ugly chicks!!!! so we starting to get a little pissed off, but anyway.
now i need a piss so i go into the bathroom, which happens to be a uni-sex one, so that is also a little different, and when i open the cubical, there is this chick snorting a massive line of coke!!! i walk back and go to the next one rather. after that i head back to my chair, and there is the hot looking number sitting with my mates, so now i am so excited, but as i get closer to her, i can see she has a body to die for but her face has been so battered by the drugs she has taken, and she just looked like such a crack whore, but like the worst kind ever. i am sure you know the look of a rough crack whore, which she was. after 5 minutes of chatting she gets up and walks away, then comes back after 10 minutes, but with some white stuff all over her noes, so she had just confirmed my thoughts that she was full of drugs!!!!
Before i mentioned about the shows on he hour every hour, well we stayed there drinking for over 3 hours, and we saw only 1/2 a show, the one we walked into, other than that there was nothing.
It is sad to say this, but it took less than 3 months for this place to be a good venue that i had such a great time, to being a scrap piece of shit dump!!!!!!!
it was shocking, the girls are shocking, and it has gone all dirty and skanky!!!
if i was a copper i would head there as i think i would get a massive bonus for busting a place full of drugs!!! it was as clear as day light the drugs in that place!!!!
ok my new ratings are as follows:
Bar and drinks: 7/10
Quality in WG: 2/10
Shag: N/A ths tme as i would not shag anything in there!!! No Carol or Stacey!! so nothing to shag!!!