So I'm so gatvol with guys phoning asking do I have shower facilities.. Yes I DO HAVE A BATH AND SHOWER... It's SANDTON RIVONIA...

Bra's be real come on now!!!#gatvol

Client:Do you have a toilet I can use?
Me: No, we pee under the big lemon tree in the courtyard.

Lol Nadia..
The stress these guys puts one through.. The Struggle is Real!!!

Shower before departing to bookings here. But, when not possible, me too ask if a shower is a possibility over the phone. I've got a shower and a bath too, but for some reason, not always water :-) So kinda ask just to double check if all is functional... Just saying.

On 2018-02-21 20:14:00 Bbw Nadia said:
Client:Do you have a toilet I can use?
Me: No, we pee under the big lemon tree in the courtyard.

I think those lemons are very sour, lol

On 2018-02-21 20:14:00 Bbw Nadia said:
Client:Do you have a toilet I can use?
Me: No, we pee under the big lemon tree in the courtyard.

Good move. That way you can skip the salt and just have peelemon with your tequila

On 2018-02-21 20:14:00 Bbw Nadia said:
Client:Do you have a toilet I can use?
Me: No, we pee under the big lemon tree in the courtyard.

LMAO!

I've heard girls complaining that guys will take a dump at their place and stink up the place.

One lady told me she is gatvol of a punter who pisses in the shower! lol!

I heard so many horror stories of what guys do in the bathroom. So I go there with him....to pass the towel.
I really don't care if a guy takes a dump in my toilet.....everybody shits and everybody's shit stinks. Some guys are on the road for most of the day. He has no say in when his body needs to offload. I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable than carrying on with a booking and feeling you need to crap.

On 2018-02-23 05:29:26 Bbw Nadia said:
I heard so many horror stories of what guys do in the bathroom. So I go there with him....to pass the towel.
I really don't care if a guy takes a dump in my toilet.....everybody shits and everybody's shit stinks. Some guys are on the road for most of the day. He has no say in when his body needs to offload. I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable than carrying on with a booking and feeling you need to crap.

"everybody shits and everybody's shit stinks"

What!!!?? Even the exclusive model types???? I thought they fart butterflies and shit ice-cream! ;-)

Naai man Nadia, daai issie kwaai nie. A bra can mos go download a brownload at his work or the mall or nearby garage instead of stinking up a lady's place, I mean, what about the next punter who pitches up after Mr kakker leaves, LOL

LMAO!