Name: Cleo
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg
Last Visit: June 2012
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Okay, I know the ratings are subjective, but whoever rated this chick's face a 5/5 needs their fucking head examined.
I was in the mood for a milf with big tits. Catlady's too far away and this WG had a decent review on ESA as well as a pretty sexy photo set here and on ESA. I was a little bit concerned that there werent more reviews and that the photos were quite old and a little too "artsy" for my liking, but she looks okay in them. Not a supermodel, but okay, with a really nice body.
Phoned, she sounds a bit older but nothing terrible. Afrikaans accent. I figure her for a white Afrikaans chick from her profile (not multi-racial). In fourways too, I guessed she worked with Annie. Made the booking, started driving down witkoppen as she instructed. She's not in fourways, but in north riding, in the dodgiest part of a dodgy complex. Got to the apartment and the door swings open with no one to be seen (always a bad sign). I walk in and see this fucking ugly coloured chick standing there. Puckered mouth like a dogs arse and ROUGH looking. I knew I should walk out and leave, but I had driven half an hour with a hard on, was horny as fuck...and somthing told me she wouldnt take kindly to being told to fuck off. With a sinking heart I paid for 30 minutes only and alowed myself to be shown into the bedroom, undressed and lay down for a massage. She got her kit off and things looked up - body wasnt bad and the tits are indeed very nice and big. Just that face wasnt great man. Had a very average massage, okay bj (covered, thank god) then thought right, time to fuck the ugly chick and get out of here. turned her around doggy style, got my rosks off and got the fuck out of there, trying not to look at her in my post-orgasmic condition (you're a lot more forgiving of flaws when you're horny as hell, I find). All in all not a great punt and one that I kick myself for going through with. This kind of expericne makes you remember that even with photos punting is still a bit of a lottery. But it's okay. Had claire a few days later, as well as cassie on ST - both awesome punts. Its'the bad ones that make you appreciate the good ones.
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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