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Review - Queen - Randburg/Cresta Johannesburg
Posted: 2026-01-22 13:18:02
Name: Queen
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Cresta
Last Visit: January 2025
Full Profile: [View Queen's Full Profile]
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Don't waste your time here, you'll regret it
I had 30 minutes after work and thought why not, she's less than 5km away. She's short, curvy, has a big ass.. what you see is what you get, but the photos make her look tighter than she is
She's not that friendly and she doesn't appreciate speaking English, no feeling of warmth or welcoming when I entered. She's a little submissive, and will do what you ask but is always trying to do the least, and will complain
Her blowjob is good, she tries to deepthroat so I enjoyed it for 5-10 mins
She didn't know how to do 69, she's inexperienced in the arts. However in the end this was good news for me. She wouldn't get on top because she's lazy, so she asked me to get on top. I went straight to the main event, doggy style
I was enjoying myself, her ass jiggles and claps but after 5-10 minutes a foul odor was starting to climb out towards me. I decided to switch positions, thinking I'd return to doggy at the end but all of a sudden the smell exploded. It was so bad that I thought she had pooped herself. I could not believe it, the whole room smelled like someone took a shit on the floor
With this smell in the air I could not get hard again, I may have been horny but I'm still human. After 15-20 minutes there I called it quits, washed my hands, got dressed and left
When I got home I put everything I had touched on the floor, my keys and phone and threw my clothes in the washer immediately. I then wiped down everything I had touched with disinfectant, from my steering wheel, phone, wallet, door handles etc. I spent 30 minutes in the shower, and will have to clean my shower asap as well. This is more than school fees, it's pain an suffering
Take your hard earned money elsewhere, she's disgusting
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Cresta
Last Visit: January 2025
Full Profile: [View Queen's Full Profile]
______________________________________________________
Don't waste your time here, you'll regret it
I had 30 minutes after work and thought why not, she's less than 5km away. She's short, curvy, has a big ass.. what you see is what you get, but the photos make her look tighter than she is
She's not that friendly and she doesn't appreciate speaking English, no feeling of warmth or welcoming when I entered. She's a little submissive, and will do what you ask but is always trying to do the least, and will complain
Her blowjob is good, she tries to deepthroat so I enjoyed it for 5-10 mins
She didn't know how to do 69, she's inexperienced in the arts. However in the end this was good news for me. She wouldn't get on top because she's lazy, so she asked me to get on top. I went straight to the main event, doggy style
I was enjoying myself, her ass jiggles and claps but after 5-10 minutes a foul odor was starting to climb out towards me. I decided to switch positions, thinking I'd return to doggy at the end but all of a sudden the smell exploded. It was so bad that I thought she had pooped herself. I could not believe it, the whole room smelled like someone took a shit on the floor
With this smell in the air I could not get hard again, I may have been horny but I'm still human. After 15-20 minutes there I called it quits, washed my hands, got dressed and left
When I got home I put everything I had touched on the floor, my keys and phone and threw my clothes in the washer immediately. I then wiped down everything I had touched with disinfectant, from my steering wheel, phone, wallet, door handles etc. I spent 30 minutes in the shower, and will have to clean my shower asap as well. This is more than school fees, it's pain an suffering
Take your hard earned money elsewhere, she's disgusting
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Queen - Randburg/Cresta Johannesburg
Posted: 2026-01-22 14:47:16
Dayyyymmm luke man.. your hygiene is top of the prescription list man !!
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