Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

An erotic massage, preferably with a scented candle that melts into an aromatic oil, so you can prolong the sensuality for as long as possible.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Side-by-side masturbating because there's nothing more intimate for you than revealing a secret, and the way you approach solo sex is a (mostly) private matter.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Threesomes, with a primary partner and an alternating third so you can keep it interesting.

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Milking the man's prostate and getting her to squirt, both of which require courage and confidence.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Whipping, flogging, and spanking so you can unleash all that pent up aggression.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Phone sex and dirty Skyping so you can truly express yourself, even when you're apart from your lover.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

69, because doing it right requires a good deal of patience.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Recording a DIY porn so you can watch the video as a couple later and your partner can shower you with the praise you so covet for your hot performance.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Blindfolds and handcuffs, because BDSM requires discipline and a sense of responsibility.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

Feather tickling during foreplay so you can giggle your way to orgasm.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Post coital spooning so you can hold onto that peaceful state of mind you experience after climaxing.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

Mid sex Kegels, because you're not afraid to apply your scientific knowledge to your sex life

Yeah! A 69 man all the way ;)

Mr you better let me not just 69 with u but rude that face of yours, as u slide your tongue in and out I'll move my mouth up and down your shaft...

Kisses

And why's my starsign missing????
Virgin.... so I, very obviously, am waiting with bated breath what kind of sex I should indulge into - or is that my own panting I hear?

Dear chas, Im a virgo and I tried the DYI porn last year with my partner. I'm not porn star material, that I can tell you right now. The video did not survive 24 hours. It was promptly deleted before it became a blackmail item on youporn or xxnx. LOL

Mr c why not come over and try all sex positions possibles and all kinds of naughty and kind to make yours super exciting....

M.B.Y lol my darling oops maybe u and I should hook up to teach each other I'd guide u into a naughty playground.


Filled with lots of sex and toys massaging touching teasing and pleasing...

LOL


Kisses
Chass

Grrrr....yum yum

Chass

Interesting, very interesting.

Kisses
xxx

On 2016-08-04 17:11:21 Massage By Yvonne said:
Dear chas, Im a virgo and I tried the DYI porn last year with my partner. I'm not porn star material, that I can tell you right now. The video did not survive 24 hours. It was promptly deleted before it became a blackmail item on youporn or xxnx. LOL

Well now, I beg to differ, on quite a number of points actually!
Allow me to address them 1x1, and blondie (I'll come back on this later, so pls hush for now), that is pronounced in the same vain as a 4x4, ahem...
Straight from the hip, you ARE pornstar material, you just haven't given me a chance yet. Although this might seem like a stab at your partner's performance it is not or maybe may be one, but ever considered that a partner can be changed? Happens daily a few hundred times on this forum alone, let alone out in the real world... so don't feel strange when getting estranged.
The video did survive quite a bit longer than 24hrs, in fact it still lives in my living room!
You see, this is where the blondie-bit comes in: backing up in the cloud is generally a good idea however one never knows who owns the cloud you used, or for big files clouds - which complicates matters a bit. I happen to own sizeable stretches of land over which, of course, clouds move, hence I own them for the while they while over my property. With the advent of cloud storage I though it wise to have a system installed that purges all clouds leaving my property, and have thus amassed quite a collection of data which, allow me to brag a bit, have enabled me to retire comfortably.
Among this amassed data is most of your video less some juicy bits my neighbour has, but he's a wanker anyway so I suggest we let him be. Now, my dearest Yvonne, let's haggle a bit, what is this video worth to you, and on same, how would you suggest you settle this debt?
With as always nothing but the best of regards from your carguard ;-)

Right on track Chass. Im a Capricorn, I love being in control in my room. Im the boss of my domain grrrr...surely I love Scorpios visiting me...if I need to specify...and let me not even mention a Sagittarius...Zodiac signs and the facts about them is EXTREMELY true. Kisses to you Chass xXx