Name: Chocolate

City: Johannesburg

Area: Melrose Arch

Last Visit: January 2025

Full Profile: [View Chocolate's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW ^* ----
Horrible, rude and doesn't massage well, girlfriend experience was terrible. Prices were ridiculously sky high. Not worth the it at all.


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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

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This is a false review,, someone trying to ruin my image

I miss you

Mr. MHI, wow your very first review was negative, calling it horrible. Then when Chocolate responded saying your claims were false, you replied with 'I miss you'? It seems like you're more interested in finding a girlfriend than actually enjoying the product. And now you're trying to damage the
reputation of someone who's doing their job well?

That was something internal between us, and was sorted between us, me and her have history off ESA. And this wasn't about finding a girlfriend, this is someone important in my life.

On 2025-09-09 18:01:35 Sexysalie said:
Mr. MHI, wow your very first review was negative, calling it horrible. Then when Chocolate responded saying your claims were false, you replied with 'I miss you'? It seems like you're more interested in finding a girlfriend than actually enjoying the product. And now you're trying to damage the
reputation of someone who's doing their job well?

Secondly our discussion is over, that first review happened while the two of us were fighting and we both tried to get ESA to remove it on the same day of posting.

On 2025-09-09 18:01:35 Sexysalie said:
Mr. MHI, wow your very first review was negative, calling it horrible. Then when Chocolate responded saying your claims were false, you replied with 'I miss you'? It seems like you're more interested in finding a girlfriend than actually enjoying the product. And now you're trying to damage the
reputation of someone who's doing their job well?

And don't call her a product, she is a queen who once carried a part of me inside her.

Uhhh...Lmao

Mr. MHI,
You picked a fight with me without knowing me or trusting the truth of my comments. Now that one of the working girls has confirmed your claim was false, how can we trust anything you say? Who's really posting misleading reviews here?

For the record, I've never written a fake review claiming to have seen anyone. My comments have always been based on real interactions. Regarding Raven, I don't recall you being part of any WhatsApp group with us. And with Nala, I definitely don't remember you being present during any threesome. I don't see Raven posting and denying my comments and Nala ask for venue and since have heard nothing. You welcome to report me to whom you feel like, but first sweep your mat clean and why dont you report to SAP then I will even meet you there.

Go read the structure of my other reviews, at the time of this review, me and chocolate ended a relationship after everything from having physical businesses together, to almost dying while carrying my child in her womb, and she reactivated the profile while we were arguing thus the structure of this review doesn't match. She herself has the logins to this exact profile I'm replying on. As we both tried to get the review removed, including reported it to ESA directly. And with regards to whether I saw chocolate or not. I have about 17000 pictures of us together during our relationship.

I myself have reported my own review at the time to ESA for removal. We don't have to go to SAPS or meet over a small issue.

You can fight about this here over text on these forums and I'll defend my Queens. It's a review forum, that's why I said discussion over and let's leave it like that.

Go read both my replies and yours, we both sound like little kids arguing over something that is so small and minute.

Similarly, I don't ask anyone to trust my reviews, also I don't review anyone I never met in person. In fact the forum is just there to read, it's our choice to visit or not.

This is not something we should fight over. Can we just call it a day and leave it at that.