John to mary, his girlfriend
"Mary I'm having one more pint of beer with the lads,if I'm not home in 20 minutes, please read this message again"
Lol
On 2021-06-10 19:26:04 Kaycee ( The Original Milf) said:
Brilliant Irish text message
John to mary, his girlfriend
"Mary I'm having one more pint of beer with the lads,if I'm not home in 20 minutes, please read this message again"
Lol
Lol..lol
John is a legend
An Antelope was running.
*Elephant asked*-"Why are u running?
*Antelope:* They are arresting all goats.
*Elephant:* But you are not a goat?
*Antelope:* It will take at least 20 years to prove that in an African court!
*The Elephant started running*
On 2021-06-10 19:40:38 Ms Ella said:
*The African Justice System explained*
An Antelope was running.
*Elephant asked*-"Why are u running?
*Antelope:* They are arresting all goats.
*Elephant:* But you are not a goat?
*Antelope:* It will take at least 20 years to prove that in an African court!
*The Elephant started running*
Laughing my ass off.
This is hilarious
You chill, dinner is on me!
It'sdrybutyoucandrinkit
On 2021-06-10 20:04:26 James638 said:
What did the plate say to the fridge??
You chill, dinner is on me!
It'sdrybutyoucandrinkit
Lol.........
Cops beat Chinese man after asking for his name
" I've lost all faith in our police force"
Says fuk Yu...
Lol
On 2021-06-10 22:10:41 Hades_za said:
What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? You can eat the crust off an apple pie.
Lol ........
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