Every damn time i take my top off the person says.....

"...the fuck? How does your body look like that? "

I'm a professional bikini fitness competitor. There is ZERO money in the career / sport of my choosing and that's why I do this stuff on the side ! May as well get some ROI out of all this parading around on a stage I do three to four times a year. These competitions are BRUTAL. The Gold medal goes to the female who has sculpted her body to beyond-human like perfection.

I win such medals.


So I for triple the cost of going to one of my shoes and being an audience member, you can , how shall I put this ....take all my clothes off and do Adult only stuff with me.

I DEFINITELY have the best body in JHB , objectively, from any straight mans perspective, relative to what piece of potential poontang you are able to talk into a slay .
At the bar .
with all your money.

Lots of Love,
Julia Ward