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Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-03-29 20:23:07
Name: Planet
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Kyalami
Last Visit: September 2019
Full Profile: [View Planet's Full Profile]
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Despite my ratings, this lady wasn't a wilfully bad experience for me. I didn't get a sense of maliciousness.
However.
There's no excusing the fact that, through her, I had my only messy Greek experience to date. There's no getting around that.
As pretty a face as she has, she was inadvertently the best advocate I ever had for vanilla sex.
I haven't seen her since. She's pretty enough for me to think about seeing her again but the trauma still sits with me so I'm in no rush.
Not a firm no but be careful.
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Kyalami
Last Visit: September 2019
Full Profile: [View Planet's Full Profile]
______________________________________________________
Despite my ratings, this lady wasn't a wilfully bad experience for me. I didn't get a sense of maliciousness.
However.
There's no excusing the fact that, through her, I had my only messy Greek experience to date. There's no getting around that.
As pretty a face as she has, she was inadvertently the best advocate I ever had for vanilla sex.
I haven't seen her since. She's pretty enough for me to think about seeing her again but the trauma still sits with me so I'm in no rush.
Not a firm no but be careful.
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-03-29 20:55:36
I really don't understand what this review is about... ????????
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-03-29 21:11:16
A messy Greek experience can only mean one thing.....
On 2021-03-29 20:55:36 Karlos said:
I really don't understand what this review is about... ????????
A messy Greek experience can only mean one thing.....
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-03-30 06:15:20
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-03-30 19:51:51
Lol I'm back and I'm confused seeing this Messy Greek?
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-03-31 09:55:33
What did you do to richardshaft that left him so traumatized?
On 2021-03-30 19:51:51 Planet said:
Lol I'm back and I'm confused seeing this Messy Greek?
What did you do to richardshaft that left him so traumatized?
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-04-01 21:20:32
Lol see? She isn't malicious but damn did she do me dirty.
Really pretty face though. Maybe I should stop playing where I'm not supposed to.
Really pretty face though. Maybe I should stop playing where I'm not supposed to.
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Re: Review - Planet - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2021-04-06 18:23:29
I'm a greek lover myself and any unpleasant greek experience doesn't really shake me. I think I'll give her chocolate box a try.
On 2021-04-01 21:20:32 richardshaft said:
Lol see? She isn't malicious but damn did she do me dirty.
Really pretty face though. Maybe I should stop playing where I'm not supposed to.
I'm a greek lover myself and any unpleasant greek experience doesn't really shake me. I think I'll give her chocolate box a try.
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