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Review - Amy - Sandown/Sandton Johannesburg
Posted: 2012-12-16 02:50:53
Name: Amy
City: Johannesburg
Area: Sandown/Sandton
Last Visit: December 2012
Full Profile: [View Amy's Full Profile]
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Not even sure if this is the girl I had because they all look like non English speaking clones.
The venue isn't filthy, but its messy and not clean. The showers have pressure problems meaning the temparature changes the whole time so you either get burnt or freeze. The Madame is a grumpy miserable old hag who runs the girls like a sausage machine factory
They do NOT speak English that's a lie. A lot of them have very masculine hands and they are mechanical.
They try hard, and they are obviously scared of the management, but the whole vibe sux.
The place stinks and is dingy. Its not a scratch on the old Tammy Ts.
When it was in the other venue they had a good selection of white and Thai girls. Now there's just a few ugly white girls and about 20 non English speaking mechanical Thai.
Horrible experience. Came out feeling cheated and dirty.
Total waste of money. Do NOT give them the benefit of the doubt
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Ratings:
Face: 3/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Sandown/Sandton
Last Visit: December 2012
Full Profile: [View Amy's Full Profile]
______________________________________________________
Not even sure if this is the girl I had because they all look like non English speaking clones.
The venue isn't filthy, but its messy and not clean. The showers have pressure problems meaning the temparature changes the whole time so you either get burnt or freeze. The Madame is a grumpy miserable old hag who runs the girls like a sausage machine factory
They do NOT speak English that's a lie. A lot of them have very masculine hands and they are mechanical.
They try hard, and they are obviously scared of the management, but the whole vibe sux.
The place stinks and is dingy. Its not a scratch on the old Tammy Ts.
When it was in the other venue they had a good selection of white and Thai girls. Now there's just a few ugly white girls and about 20 non English speaking mechanical Thai.
Horrible experience. Came out feeling cheated and dirty.
Total waste of money. Do NOT give them the benefit of the doubt
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Ratings:
Face: 3/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
______________________________________________________
Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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