On 2021-05-16 17:39:34 modnarmodnar said:
On 2021-05-16 17:21:55 Lesley said: On 2021-05-16 17:08:18 modnarmodnar said: On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said: I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.
I work as an escort.
Any takers?
You know damn well you're gonna have a lot of takers here. Stop fishing :P
Lol thought I'd add some humor. Besides, it's nice to feel wanted haha
I can easily take care of the cooking. Diet's a bit strict though so if you're a fan of rich carbs, we're gonna have a problem. We can have cheat days with ice cream though.
My only concern is the "I'm not crazy" bit...not-crazy people never actually say that :D
We can work around the food issue. The crazy part depends on what type of crazy you don't like :) we're all a little crazy.
You can have cheat days, I will just be myself and eat what I want while you sleep, I'll raid the kitchen lol
On 2021-05-16 17:35:17 Jakeburns78 said:
On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said: I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.
I work as an escort.
Any takers?
I can cook, love golf (handicap is 24) love literature (budding author, first stories have been published)
Massive history buff, love museums, love kids (though couldn't eat a whole one) crazy sense of humour, can't stand the bush or the beach
Ice cream and coffee 2 of the greatest inventions
Don't smoke, barely drink,
Only one vice, love eating pu**y, (and I think I'm good at it)
Don't cafe if I don't see other people for days
Work as a chef, love sex
Jake XXX
Oooh dear Jake. I think your inbox is gonna blow up with proposals:D
On 2021-05-16 18:24:22 Lesley said:
You can have cheat days, I will just be myself and eat what I want while you sleep, I'll raid the kitchen lol
This is against my ROAR policy. Sorry Lesley, I tried.
On 2021-05-16 18:27:16 modnarmodnar said:
On 2021-05-16 18:24:22 Lesley said:
You can have cheat days, I will just be myself and eat what I want while you sleep, I'll raid the kitchen lol
This is against my ROAR policy. Sorry Lesley, I tried.
Aah damn!!
On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said:
I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.
I work as an escort.
Any takers?
Which philosophical topics interest you the most? Who are your favourite philosophers?
Which psychology topics interest you the most? Who are your favourite pshycologits?
Why are bachelors generally slimmer than married men ?
When a bachelor gets home at night and sees what's in the fridge, he goes straight to bed.
When a married bloke gets home at night and sees what's in the bed, he goes straight to the fridge.
On 2021-05-17 13:04:20 Johnny English said:
When a bachelor gets home at night and sees what's in the fridge, he goes straight to bed.
When a married bloke gets home at night and sees what's in the bed, he goes straight to the fridge.
I bet the married oke goes straight to bed if it's the neighbour's wife who is waiting for him.
On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said:
I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.
I work as an escort.
Any takers?
She has this sexiness oozing out of her.
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