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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-29 09:01:08
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-29 14:11:25
"A few days after Christmas, a nanny was working in the kitchen listening to the young boy playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her boy said, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the fuck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train.'"
"The nanny went nuts and told the boy, 'We don't use that kind of language. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours and think about what you've done.'
Two hours later, the boy comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the nanny heard the boy say,
'All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today.'
She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.' As the nanny began to smile, the child added,
'For those of you pissed about the two hour delay, please see the cunt in the kitchen!'"
"The nanny went nuts and told the boy, 'We don't use that kind of language. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours and think about what you've done.'
Two hours later, the boy comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the nanny heard the boy say,
'All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today.'
She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.' As the nanny began to smile, the child added,
'For those of you pissed about the two hour delay, please see the cunt in the kitchen!'"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-30 10:03:21
It is worth watching to the end.
Enjoy.
Excellent.
GRIN.
A lesson learnt!
youtube.com/shorts/LIlTqsZ9avw
Enjoy.
Excellent.
GRIN.
A lesson learnt!
youtube.com/shorts/LIlTqsZ9avw
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-11-03 08:15:18
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Posted: 2025-11-05 10:18:11
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Posted: 2025-11-07 08:28:13
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-11-11 10:05:24
Maid: I need a raise
Wife: You already had a raise
Maid: That was 18 months ago
Wife: Why do you then deserve this raise?
Maid: I am better than you in many things
Wife: Ok tell me
Maid: I am better at ironing clothes than you
Wife: Who told you?
Maid: Your husband.
Wife: Okay
Maid: I also am better at cooking than you.
Wife: Now who told you that?
Maid: Your husband.
Wife: Okay.
Maid: And I also am better than you in bed
Wife: Did my husband tell you that too?
Maid: No the postman did.
Wife: .................
Wife: Okay, how much raise do you want?
Wife: You already had a raise
Maid: That was 18 months ago
Wife: Why do you then deserve this raise?
Maid: I am better than you in many things
Wife: Ok tell me
Maid: I am better at ironing clothes than you
Wife: Who told you?
Maid: Your husband.
Wife: Okay
Maid: I also am better at cooking than you.
Wife: Now who told you that?
Maid: Your husband.
Wife: Okay.
Maid: And I also am better than you in bed
Wife: Did my husband tell you that too?
Maid: No the postman did.
Wife: .................
Wife: Okay, how much raise do you want?
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Posted: 2025-11-12 10:00:08
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