That's me jewboy.

ROFL!

Francois website, and a few on esa show some of the Cresta wgs... They look seriously worn out and yet they quote R650! lol!

well how will we now know who can we trust.

okay guys lets rephrase here areas not to be visited are as follows. so far sunnyside any one with other ares plz post here

The tables got turned on this scammer last night. I found her standing at beket street and being half drunk and fully horny I picked her up and she tells me its 500 full house and her name is melisa. Thats when the penny dropped so I go with her and we get to the flat she asks for cash and then wants to leave so I say fuck noways are you leaving with my cash. She starts screaming and a nigerian called henry comes running in and stops dead when he realises he is looking in the barrel of Sig. I decided to recover the losses I would have made and took 4 cellphones the nigerians cash which was R3620.00 and the keys to an opel corsa and a runx. Henry just kept begging me to let him live and thats when I decided that I needed to take a piss. So I did. All over henrys face and chest. He even licked it up off the floor like i told him.
These nigerians are not so scary and he cried like a piglet after the first poes klap. they just know how to bully girls. I know he is not going to go to the police and what street cred will he have left when his brothers find out he got fucked up by a drunk punter.

Uit die blou van onse hemel etc.

If this is true, you a legend.

yes i will second. if that is true than Skinny Sumo you are indeed a true fucken legend and my hero

Skinny Sumo , you Knight in shining armour !!

Pity you did not drink a pint of prune juice before you went there.

Then you could have done a number 2 all over his ( and her! ) face.

Phone the skank and ask her what happened. Or better yet go past the flats and the gold runx and white corsa will be standing there still because I still have the keys.

Anyone know where to get some of those fake R200.00 notes. Would love to start paying for kak service with them. I will even tip them then.