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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-07-24 14:18:56
Hahaha...a gay burger!
On 2025-07-03 11:49:44 Russian Bridgitte said:
A burger entered a bedroom, tied the husband and wife, kisse the wife's ear and went to the bathroom.
The husband said to the wife, " satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love you."
Wife said, " he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear he is fay, he needs Vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love you too."
GRIN.
Hahaha...a gay burger!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-07-25 16:22:12
Edited: 2025-07-25 16:30:14
Edited: 2025-07-25 16:30:14
Imagine walking into a doctor's office
You: Doctor I'm not feeling well
Doctor: hehehe
Silly you look fine and healthy.
Doctor preach to you like a true pastor in the church.
Then the high blood check up reports come Back indicating high in three times. Doctor start sweating, panicking way more than you.
Doctor asked you to remove your Jersey from your arm
for the thorough check up
It reports Back high
Doctor mumbles
I can't put you on a high blood pressure medication.
I need to monitor it.
Come back on Monday
Hehehe...
The whole journey from comedy to suspense !
First you are getting sermonized , then suddenly it's a medical thriller starring your blood pressure .
The doctor went from " you look great!" To "wait-uh oh, we might need devine intervention after all".
Imagine if she'd just pulled out a Bible instead of stethoscope to check your vital
~unknown~
You: Doctor I'm not feeling well
Doctor: hehehe
Silly you look fine and healthy.
Doctor preach to you like a true pastor in the church.
Then the high blood check up reports come Back indicating high in three times. Doctor start sweating, panicking way more than you.
Doctor asked you to remove your Jersey from your arm
for the thorough check up
It reports Back high
Doctor mumbles
I can't put you on a high blood pressure medication.
I need to monitor it.
Come back on Monday
Hehehe...
The whole journey from comedy to suspense !
First you are getting sermonized , then suddenly it's a medical thriller starring your blood pressure .
The doctor went from " you look great!" To "wait-uh oh, we might need devine intervention after all".
Imagine if she'd just pulled out a Bible instead of stethoscope to check your vital
~unknown~
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-09-07 09:50:33
I was pulled over by a police officer he looked at my license and said "You're supposed to be wearing glasses" I said I have contacts.. He said he didn't care who I know!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-09-08 09:48:52
Satan visits Johannesburg and meets Gatiep.
"Do you know who i am?" Satan asks?
"No I dont" says Gatiep "Give me a hint".
"I am the prince of darkness" says Satan.
"My F#K" yells Gatiep "You're the CEO of Eskom then!"
"Do you know who i am?" Satan asks?
"No I dont" says Gatiep "Give me a hint".
"I am the prince of darkness" says Satan.
"My F#K" yells Gatiep "You're the CEO of Eskom then!"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-09-08 13:36:28
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-13 21:40:52
youtu.be/Y4Fj3CvroQQ
Enjoy!
The first one and how times have changed re young ones and their first time.
Love it!!!!
RB
Enjoy!
The first one and how times have changed re young ones and their first time.
Love it!!!!
RB
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-14 08:34:48
Edited: 2025-10-14 08:50:39
Edited: 2025-10-14 08:50:39
Received in my whatsapp this morning.
GRIN.
She to him...
"Cum is just your dick vomiting from motion sickness."
GRIN.
She to him...
"Cum is just your dick vomiting from motion sickness."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-14 08:57:06
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-23 08:49:06
And to start your day , this has got to be it!
He calls it
"Fake positive".
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
youtu.be/l3jUN-c7HEU
RB.
He calls it
"Fake positive".
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
youtu.be/l3jUN-c7HEU
RB.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2025-10-26 11:59:17
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