On 2025-10-24 21:22:33 Jamaica said:
On 2025-10-24 16:06:18 DawieZ said: Name: Jamaica

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Bryanston

Last Visit: June 2025

Full Profile: [View Jamaica's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
I recently visited a lady working from an apartment in Bryanston.

I'll start with the positives she's absolutely beautiful and has a thick, curvy body, which was exactly my type.

Unfortunately, that's where the good things ended.

The first red flag was her attitude very cold and uninterested, like she couldn't be bothered.

The shower was also clogged, which didn't give a great first impression about hygiene or upkeep.

As for the service itself, the massage was disappointing: no sensual touches, no body slides, nothing that felt intimate or relaxing. It all felt mechanical and rushed.

When I asked about extras, I was told no kissing or oral at all, even though the rate for penetration was an extra R1000. I decided to go ahead, but that turned out to be a big mistake.

There was a strong odour when she opened her legs honestly, it completely killed the mood and I couldn't continue.

Overall, while she's undeniably beautiful and thick, the poor hygiene, bad attitude, and lack of any real effort made this a terrible experience.

The online reviews were right she just doesn't deliver.

Would I return? Absolutely not.


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

* Until DawieZ built up some Street Cred, Rookie Reviews will not be tracked on the Comments and the Review By Area system.

...Also I'm noticing a copy and paste review pattern either from trolls or men who just don't know how to take a simple NO you guys use words like "Bad body odour, mechanic service, something clogged, bad attitude etc"....
The other one ended up deleting his lies lol

....So sweetheart if you're going to come at me at least have a bit of originality!

Feedback is feedback

On 2025-10-24 23:20:41 Themba45 said:
Feedback is feedback

I really don't mind a review but also include the truth

Jamaica I'm really not trying to bring your business down here this was my honest review! Improve on the little things and gets will post good reviews. Was just sharing my experience you can deny it all you want that's okay but we both know what went down! Anyway all the best

Name: Jamaica

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Bryanston

Last Visit: July 2025

Full Profile: [View Jamaica's Full Profile]

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Saw Jamaica just 2 months ago in Bryanston in her apartment. This is my honest review of the lady and I don’t know I wanted to give her the benefit of the daught after all These nasty comments and I like thick booty women!

Well the good thing is I’ll start with the pros, Jamaica is a good looking hun no lie about that very thick and nice booty but unfortunately that’s where it all ends that’s it.

This hun is super super rude man like vey rude. From the time I entered her apartment she had a thong and no top just naked but the attitude sucked.

Anyway we proceed to the room there’s massage bed and right next to the bed, she asks me how long I’m here for and what I’m looking for I say a nice massage sensual of course with a nice ending which we will j
Discuss as the session goes on the ending we both agree.

The massage was honestly just rubbish honestly worst one I’ve ever had to be honest very mechanical, by the way couldn’t touch or play feel any sensuality while she was massaging but anyways I had opted for an hour. Come time for the ending she rubs her old on my dick and she just plays with it for a few minutes an says why don’t I come because her Han is tired mind you I’m not that hard at this point because I’m a bit irritated by this hun.

Anyway I ask what extras are on offer she says no kissing no blow job she doesn’t do those, okay I’ll respect that and that’s okay and the. She says penetration 1000 bucks for 30 minutes I then agree to it.

We move from the massage bed and on to the bed, rubber on and wanted to started missionary an as she opened her legs my gosh the odour that came out fuck me it was like a slap I just got so turned off by this smell I’m not sure she took a shower after she just had a client or was it because of the heat I just just don’t it was like wasn’t a pleasant smell kind you I need to pretend now.

We do the deed with that unbearable odour coming down there and I couldn’t stand it and ended stopping within 5 mins and asked to take a shower. She obliged, go in to take a shower as I run the water dirty towels in the bathroom another draw back fuck, well had to shower because I couldn’t leave smelling of those oils.

Anyway as I run the shower the shower gets clogged up or is clogged up it fillls with water fuck it you know the dirt of clogged shower when you showering man I had no choice to shower because I had all this oil.

Anyway finish showering and couldn’t dry myself with those towels I refused to use dirty towels no ways especially ones used by other gents. I simply asked to run the fan so I can driu up and after that dressed up paid her and left.

For me the attitude and the hygiene was just a turn off for this lady because she has potential such a beautiful lady and nice booty!

PS: you know how these huns are she’s probably respond with my balls smelled or there was also an odour down there my breath smelled and I don’t shave blah blah nonsense but anyway this is just my honey view after I took a chance to go see her because I wanted to see for myself.

For me after this not worth it! Would I return FUCK NO


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

What ever you say Jamaica, we both know what transpired this was just my honest review of meeting with you!

[QUOTE;5742038;DawieZ] Name: Jamaica

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Bryanston

Last Visit: July 2025

Full Profile: [View Jamaica's Full Profile]

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Saw Jamaica just 2 months ago in Bryanston in her apartment. This is my honest review of the lady and I don't know I wanted to give her the benefit of the daught after all These nasty comments and I like thick booty women!

Well the good thing is I'll start with the pros, Jamaica is a good looking hun no lie about that very thick and nice booty but unfortunately that's where it all ends that's it.

This hun is super super rude man like vey rude. From the time I entered her apartment she had a thong and no top just naked but the attitude sucked.

Anyway we proceed to the room there's massage bed and right next to the bed, she asks me how long I'm here for and what I'm looking for I say a nice massage sensual of course with a nice ending which we will j
Discuss as the session goes on the ending we both agree.

The massage was honestly just rubbish honestly worst one I've ever had to be honest very mechanical, by the way couldn't touch or play feel any sensuality while she was massaging but anyways I had opted for an hour. Come time for the ending she rubs her old on my dick and she just plays with it for a few minutes an says why don't I come because her Han is tired mind you I'm not that hard at this point because I'm a bit irritated by this hun.

Anyway I ask what extras are on offer she says no kissing no blow job she doesn't do those, okay I'll respect that and that's okay and the. She says penetration 1000 bucks for 30 minutes I then agree to it.

We move from the massage bed and on to the bed, rubber on and wanted to started missionary an as she opened her legs my gosh the odour that came out fuck me it was like a slap I just got so turned off by this smell I'm not sure she took a shower after she just had a client or was it because of the heat I just just don't it was like wasn't a pleasant smell kind you I need to pretend now.

We do the deed with that unbearable odour coming down there and I couldn't stand it and ended stopping within 5 mins and asked to take a shower. She obliged, go in to take a shower as I run the water dirty towels in the bathroom another draw back fuck, well had to shower because I couldn't leave smelling of those oils.

Anyway as I run the shower the shower gets clogged up or is clogged up it fillls with water fuck it you know the dirt of clogged shower when you showering man I had no choice to shower because I had all this oil.

Anyway finish showering and couldn't dry myself with those towels I refused to use dirty towels no ways especially ones used by other gents. I simply asked to run the fan so I can driu up and after that dressed up paid her and left.

For me the attitude and the hygiene was just a turn off for this lady because she has potential such a beautiful lady and nice booty!

PS: you know how these huns are she's probably respond with my balls smelled or there was also an odour down there my breath smelled and I don't shave blah blah nonsense but anyway this is just my honey view after I took a chance to go see her because I wanted to see for myself.

For me after this not worth it! Would I return FUCK NO


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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Unfortunately I'm not like you I'm not going to cook up some story and say your balls smelled or whatever you said.

I'm not going to go above and beyond what I'm being paid to be liked, I will not laugh at jokes that are very demeaning and disrespectful.

Towels get washed everyday(Bristol Egyptian) because I don't want them pile up, I use unscented dry tissue oil base for my massages and in my vagina it's Gynaguard to balance my PH.

FYI business hasn't been bad at all since the review and I have you to thank you for that and I'm just glad I won't be seeing you again! Bye!

On 2025-10-27 16:33:16 DawieZ said:
What ever you say Jamaica, we both know what transpired this was just my honest review of meeting with you!

Honest? You might want to look that word up

So @DawieZ your experience with her was so bad u had to review her TWICE in 3 days? For the same booking?

A bit weird, and unfair to her if I may say, but hey I guess we have to trust the review system

On 2025-10-27 19:59:21 PutaMadre said:
So @DawieZ your experience with her was so bad u had to review her TWICE in 3 days? For the same booking?

A bit weird, and unfair to her if I may say, but hey I guess we have to trust the review system

....Beats me too the second review had added information and rating is not the same as the first