On 2023-12-18 23:00:10 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
***COCK CONNOISSEUR***
Gentlemen, when I give you an unsolicited compliment on your succulent appendage, please believe me. I've seen hundreds of 'em (including my own).
Here are some "cock convos" ...
(CLIENT) ... "My cock isn't that big, I know."
(LB) ... "It's a nice, manageable size and I have seen many cocks that were much smaller than yours."
(LB) ... Wow! What a whopper."
(CLIENT) ... "I'm sure you say that to all your clients."
(LB) ... Believe me, when I say it's a beaut, trust my better judgement - I've seen hundreds."
(CLIENT) ... "Mmmmm, how do you hide this thing, Leila?"
(LB) ... "It's called TUCKING (hiding my candy). Practise makes perfect."
I always explain to guys that they really cannot judge dick sizes from locker room experience. Dicks are flaccid in locker room scenarios (speaking from experience here). You cannot tell what a flaccid penis looks like when erect (unless you are coaxing it to "erection perfection").
You might have heard of the terms "grow-er" and "show-er"? Cocks that might look tiny when flaccid can sometimes erect to whopping proportions! That's a "grow-er". A "show-er" is a penis that is generously proportioned when flaccid, and does not increase in size quite as much when fully erect.
Another important consideration - length AND girth. One cock owner might have a 9-incher, but it might be pencil thin. Another cock owner might only have a 4-incher, but his girth could be quite impressive. The length to girth ratio is very important when appreciating phalluses.
***THE BOYFRIEND COCK***
The size of "the boyfriend cock" will vary from asshole to asshole and from cunt to cunt ... Hahahaha
The idea of TBC is a size you would want your partner to have, because the dimensions would be perfect for your personal pleasure.
Guys, if I stare lustfully while caressing your appendage saying, "This is a boyfriend cock", don't think that I am suggesting anything ... or maybe I am? ... lol
Yours Cocky-ishly
LB69
Ps: Before you think of asking me about my dimensions, here's my prescription: Hand into pocket and then I'll show you my rocket ... #BlastOff
Check This Out ... m.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8
Erection perfection. Jinne nee .
Keep writing I enjoy reading. I still think you must write a book!
Edited: 2024-02-28 00:13:06
On 2024-02-27 19:20:59 Cock0075 said:
Keep writing I enjoy reading. I still think you must write a book!
Write a book you say? Imagine it becomes a bestseller and some studio wants to turn it into a movie!
I would want SOFIA VERGARA to play me. Here is a video of Sofia and her ex-husband JOE MANGANIELLO (very funny video) ... m.youtube.com/watch
[QUOTE;4629329;Cock0075] Lol LeilaB you have a way with words. I love it. [/QUOTE]
I like to think that I have a way with S/words ... En garde! (on guard)
In fencing they say TOUCHE when you strike your opponent. The French word TOUCHE, when used in English conversation, means "point taken". I suppose you could also interpret that as "tip taken"? I love a good tip - ALWAYS WELCUM :)
But why just have the tip, when you can have the whole damn thing?! ... lol
Having had the pleasure of her company, I'd definitely say she has the girlfriend cock ;)
On 2024-02-28 11:11:18 spaz said:
Love it
Having had the pleasure of her company, I'd definitely say she has the girlfriend cock ;)
TGC (TheGirlfriendCock) ... Heehee
Thanks SPAZ - You cheeky devil :))))))))))
MWAH
On 2024-02-28 15:40:03 786dadzn said:
Two years and this is the best thread thus far for me. I need to sit down,free up some time and watch all the vids soon!
MWAH
Thanks 786DADZN :-)
You tasteful man you.
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