Name: Galaxy The Original
City: Pretoria
Area: Villeria
Last Visit: October 2025
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I dinnae recall my half-baked excuse tae traipse o'er the far flank o' the ben just tae steal a spell wi' the queen.
But ye dinnae ken the half, lads...
Nae stuffy throne room in a draughty donjon for this royal rite
— Nay, it's the kitchen corner chat and a shared ciggie draw, then a quick shower and tae the table for a top-notch massage that turns yer muscles tae jelly.
Frae there, it's the grand migration tae the queen's chaumer for the real parley —steel-edged haggis wi' nae quarter given, till the treaty's sealed in sweat and sighs.
Mind, nae sleepin' wi' Her Majesty; it's the wide-awake brawl that crowns her true, leavin' a landless wanderer like mesel' beggin' for mercy and gettin' grace tae boot.
Treat the sovereign wi' yer finest, kinsmen, and she'll yield the glen —aye, even tae a rootless rogue.
I cherish my wee princesses, God kens, but there's but one empress o' the galaxy, and she's got me tethered.
Rod's givin' ye a prize piece o' advice, ye scunners:
Dinnae miss the crown jewel.
Yer highness - I bow ta yer graces and e'en lower te yer total disregard thereof.
Live long an' prosper! ??
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