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Posted: 2021-05-14 08:47:38
Edited: 2021-05-14 08:53:10

The end is nigh !
Generically Modified Food (GMO), Artificial Intelligence (AI), Chemtrails, Digital cashless society, humans being replaced by robots (they don't revolt or oppose their rulers), Electric self driving cars, the list goes on. Now you know why the world population is being culled.
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Posted: 2021-05-14 08:50:23

Boet, I married one

That's why I punt
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Posted: 2021-05-14 08:51:13

On 2021-05-13 23:25:20 Jakeburns78 said:
Sorry guys but its a no from me, even a bad punt with a human being is still better than a sex doll

Jake



Ditto that.

Would rather give myself a lefthanded HE, than a session with a sex doll.

Good thing about the SSS manual, there's pages upon pages of different techniques to keep self administerd HE interesting and a fun experiences
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Posted: 2021-05-14 08:58:11

On 2021-05-14 08:50:23 peterb said:
Boet, I married one

That's why I punt



Those one's are self-cleaning though but they cost a fucking fortune. Rather just punt.
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Posted: 2021-05-14 09:54:00

On 2021-05-13 23:29:18 Arizona said:
I .......the mind is the biggest sexual organ and that means so much more than just physical attraction.

Arizona



Exactly...my imagination, Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters has worked perfectly well for me over the years...Lol ;-)
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Posted: 2021-05-14 10:13:03

On 2021-05-14 08:58:11 Need4Passion said:
On 2021-05-14 08:50:23 peterb said: Boet, I married one

That's why I punt

Those one's are self-cleaning though but they cost a fucking fortune. Rather just punt.



They actually cost more than the doll if you think about it
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Posted: 2021-05-14 11:20:29

On 2021-05-14 10:13:03 AnthonyEdwards said:
On 2021-05-14 08:58:11 Need4Passion said: On 2021-05-14 08:50:23 peterb said: Boet, I married one

That's why I punt

Those one's are self-cleaning though but they cost a fucking fortune. Rather just punt.

They actually cost more than the doll if you think about it



I can't think of anything more expensive tbh
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Posted: 2021-05-14 23:05:06

In conclusion to this topic, I will share the following reality.

There is sex doll fantasy and sex doll reality and the two only have a few things in common. The fantasy is that you will have a super hot sex partner ready to satisfy your every sexual desire 24/7.

The reality is that, after you've invested thousands of your money in a piece of "functional artwork", the day will come when it's crate is finally delivered and sitting on your front porch. That's when you realize that these dolls, if life size, can weigh from about 65 up to over 100 pounds. You will have to provide all of the motion for the doll to move it around and also pose its various joints to get "her" limbs into position for lovemaking. By the time you get that done, you may not have enough energy left over to use it for its "intended purpose"!

Every time you do manage to successfully use it, you will have to sanitize whatever orifices you were using immediately afterward. That involves flushing them out with an antibacterial soapy solution, then rinsing them out with clear water, and then thoroughly drying them to prevent MOLD from growing in the doll's various cavities.

Then there's the problem of repairing damage to the doll. The silicone skin can stretch and tear, joints in the internal metal skeleton can break, and things like eyelashes, fingernails, and toenails can come off and need to be glued back on again. Wigs tend to constantly pop off of a doll's head and need to be periodically washed and then combed out. All this is a huge hassle and, I suspect, that after a month or two of this, the average new doll owner realizes that he wished he'd kept his money and passed on purchasing the doll.


Unfortunately, once used these dolls are not returnable or refundable and all one can do is try to recover SOME of this "investment" by going to an online to doll owner community site and hoping he can find a buyer for it. Expect to lose a thousand or more as the price for your brief sex doll honeymoon.

I recommend to those who've never owned one of these "ultimate sex toys" before that they skip the high end silicone dolls that cost almost as much as a nice used automobile and instead shop around on a site like Amazon or eBay for a doll. He can find dolls there made from an alternative elastomer known as "TPE" or thermoplastic elastomer which are far less expensive and some consider to look more like human skin than silicone. These low cost dolls are all mass produced over in China and shipped out of there via FedEx Air Express so one can receive his doll in about a week's time instead of having to wait months for a high end silicone doll to be custom made for him. Most importantly, some of these Chinese made TPE dolls can be purchased for less than $500 dollars and that includes the shipping cost.


If one buys one of these dolls and, after a few months of wrestling with it in the sack, realizes that he made a mistake, then it's only a less than 700 quid mistake and not one that is closer to 7 000 quid. That will help to take much of the sting out his "learning experience". If, however, things work out great with his new bargain basement Chinese sex doll, he can always consider purchasing a more advanced silicone model in the future like after he hits a lottery jackpot or is left a huge inheritance by some relative he never knew he had.

Some of the new advanced sex dolls have animated heads and AI technology so that the doll can hold a somewhat intelligent conversation with its owner and even simulate the sounds of a female orgasm when special pressure sensors in its vagina detect something down there. The doll's mouth moves and it can even blink and move its eyes around in different directions. The illusion that it is alive can be very convincing.

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