Apologies, I'm back with another lymeric!


You have a big steel dildo, oh so shiny
And after some foreplay you shove it up my hiney
"Arghhh", I cry, "that hurts"
As my cum violently spurts
"Tsk tsk" you chide, "don't be so whiney"

On 2025-10-11 08:40:35 xanthropus said:
Apologies, I'm back with another lymeric!


You have a big steel dildo, oh so shiny
And after some foreplay you shove it up my hiney
"Arghhh", I cry, "that hurts"
As my cum violently spurts
"Tsk tsk" you chide, "don't be so whiney"

HahahahahahahHAHAHAHA...Just love it.

Wish I had written it.

Ps. Sage...thank u for this thread. Just loving it.

RB.

On 2025-10-11 10:09:34 Russian Bridgitte said:
On 2025-10-11 08:40:35 xanthropus said: Apologies, I'm back with another lymeric!


You have a big steel dildo, oh so shiny
And after some foreplay you shove it up my hiney
"Arghhh", I cry, "that hurts"
As my cum violently spurts
"Tsk tsk" you chide, "don't be so whiney"


HahahahahahahHAHAHAHA...Just love it.

Wish I had written it.

Ps. Sage...thank u for this thread. Just loving it.

RB.

Loving it more the more participants it gets.
Where's the other lovelies providing this service with much pleasure?

BTW
I'm available throughout the weekend

On 2025-10-11 11:52:23 Sage said:
BTW
I'm available throughout the weekend

No job to dark, to deep or to dirty.
Plumer's tagline.
I love it.

"The Initiate"

She was the keeper of secret doors,
Where fire meets stillness, pulse meets prayer.
Her hands spoke in a language of warmth,
Older than words, deeper than air.

He came to her restless, unanchored,
Heart tight with unshed storms.
She touched not flesh but current ---
And the current transformed.

A breath, a tremor, a breaking wave,
The kind that rewrites a man.
He saw himself dissolve in her calm,
And rise again---whole, unplanned.

Each visit after was pilgrimage,
Not of lust, but remembrance---
Of the way her knowing silence
Brought his soul to tremble in reverence.

For some lessons are not spoken,
They are felt into the bone.
And once you've met the healer's touch,
You never walk alone.

_Ai_

Wow excellent poem Sage, really deep and evocative.

Yes, where are all the other contributors? This part of the forum seems to get the least traffic .

I beleive you ladies cant start threads in the general discussion? Maybe I should add one with a link to thread to : bring the punters in" so to speak.

Ps- I'm working on another of my long poems, watch this space - if you dont mind another non-prostate themed poem ?

On 2025-10-11 11:52:23 Sage said:
BTW
I'm available throughout the weekend

Oh that's cruel, you tease!

On 2025-10-11 13:19:31 xanthropus said:
Wow excellent poem Sage, really deep and evocative.

Yes, where are all the other contributors? This part of the forum seems to get the least traffic .

I beleive you ladies cant start threads in the general discussion? Maybe I should add one with a link to thread to : bring the punters in" so to speak.

Ps- I'm working on another of my long poems, watch this space - if you dont mind another non-prostate themed poem ?

Go for gold!

On 2025-10-11 13:42:04 xanthropus said:
On 2025-10-11 11:52:23 Sage said: BTW
I'm available throughout the weekend

Oh that's cruel, you tease!

Darling you can have no idea how good I tease xox