Mine refers to the main charactier a long running Springbok Radio series from the 60's and 70's "Mark Saxon - No Place to Hide"

Mine is self explanatory, but have changed quite a few, as being outspoken, have had to succumb to Eddies bannings a few times ;-)

A young Red Indian brave asks his father "Dad, how did I get my name". The father says "Well son, in our culture we men name our sons after the first thing we see after our women give birth. So when your eldest brother was born, I walked out of the wigwam your mother was in and saw our braves practicing their archery so I damed him 'fast arrow'. When your second eldest brother was born 'I saw the bison roaming across the plains so I named him 'charging bison'. So why do you ask, two dogs fucking in the mud?."

I aim to always be noble and I like to "lance a lot", therefore borrowing from a famous knight of Camelot and making slight changes seemed appropriate..

sorry old one & old English Myth:

Why did Prince Arthur come-a-lot (Camelot), because Quinavier pulled his lance a lot??!!!!

Also part of the story (if I remember correctly) was that Lancelot entertained Guinevere while King Arthur was away...

John - the most common name for a punter. Whenever a WG asks me what my name is and I say John, they normally roll their eyes and say - yeah sure!

Numb... Linkin Park's "Numb" was playing during my sign-up

@numb : Weird , I also thought that way

As for me I wanted to choose a random name to be as anonymous as possible ... I just had a very disappointed punt with a lady called Brownyn or something and wanted to warn the fellow punters here ... Was in a hardware store and saw a bottle of YellowOxide and ...