On 2026-03-26 15:27:13 Gizelle Kream said:
This is THE most messed UP comment section FROM "men" I've seen....

Disgusting - may you grow hemorrhoids in abundance

Vriendin, kom ons verlekker ons in die feit dat hierdie tipes nooit liefde of geluk sal vind nie.

Love you xxx

On 2026-03-26 15:27:13 Gizelle Kream said:
This is THE most messed UP comment section FROM "men" I've seen....

Disgusting - may you grow hemorrhoids in abundance

R2D4 se poepol lyk seker alklaar soos 'n naartjie van al die wortels wat hy self daarin druk...

On 2026-03-26 13:53:50 Bonganelovejoy said:
On 2026-03-26 13:18:47 Sabrina said:
I believe you meant moaning*

Yes...she was moaning like a bad b-movie porn actress. Fake moaning turns me off, I'd rather one keep quiet instead of over-acting. On top of fake moaning, she's moving her body like a possessed demon, I could barely hit a stroke. Lol, I legit thought she was getting possessed.

Maybe you not supposed to move. You stay still and let her vibrating do the work and get you off, lol.

JP69

Whaaaahahahahahahaha unlock the gas chambers. ROFL!

On 2026-03-26 12:58:49 R2D4 said:
On 2026-03-26 12:51:59 DukPiel said: Not lekker bud but I need to know, usually you can pick up smells quick. in your case you hit 2 positions and only smelled it after, did she fart bro what and where was the smell coming from?

Bro probably has a small dick and wasn't hitting it deep enough during missionary. It was only during doggy that he was able to go deeper and unlock the gas chambers deep in the recesses of...

On 2026-03-26 16:14:51 JackParrow69 said:

Maybe you not supposed to move. You stay still and let her vibrating do the work and get you off, lol.

JP69

Lol maybe coz I was so confused...I was like do her clients like these possessed movements. It was off putting to me. The rhythm was off and the over acting was just a turn off. This is my last budget punt, never again.

I disagree. Just for being a woman? If you think you are entitled as a result of being a woman, sorry you are wrong. You are entitled to fokkol. Having a pussy does not mean men should automatically give you money. Fuck that kak gedagte. Sorry but you need to rethink what you just said.

On 2026-03-26 15:04:35 Sabrina said:
On 2026-03-26 14:56:31 R2D4 said: On 2026-03-26 14:39:40 Sabrina said:

Maybe most of her clients enjoy that? I hope you tipped her, because I don't care who or what she looks or sounds like, she only charged you R 350. Have you considered that may be why she didn't have lube?

So he should tip her after she gave terrible service, had poor hygiene and did not even have condoms or lube?? lmao...bitch get off your high horse. You aren't entitled to anything just because you have a pussy.

If she had any integrity or professionalism, she should have refunded him in full (booking + petrol) and apologized for her lack of professionalism and for defrauding him.

Idgaf, she's still a woman. Whether you pay R 350 or R 3500, you should be grateful that women make themselves available to you regardless of whether they're in the mood or not. Don't worry, we know you're an incel with zero game and even less finesse. You don't need to remind us.

On 2026-03-26 12:38:32 Bonganelovejoy said:
Moral of the story: Only Use ESA

I thought I've seen it all, nothing could have prepared me for this.

So I don't stay in Gauteng n if I wanna punt, I have to drive hours to Joburg and back. My city is dry...like dry...dry and if I wanna see more options, I have to go to the red/blue world.

Today I just wanted a quick release. I initially thought to go to Joburg but peak time traffic just ain't it for me. So I made the dumb mistake of going to the blue site. I called..n her rates were cheap, so I knew that if I pay schoolfees I won't cry that much. She told me her address n it's literally in the same area as me, a 4 minute drive. I get there n she still in the shower, so I had to wait a few minutes for her to finish.

Anyways, we exchange money. Firstly, she doesn't have condoms. Luckily I had one in my car so we proceed. She gives me a decent covered BJ and I'm hopeful that I may have found a hidden gem. Then we move to missionary, she picks her lube and the bottle is literally empty, she had to fight with it to get a few droplets. At this point I'm like damn, this may be a bad punt, little did I know it was about to get worse.

Missionary, I put it in and literally a few strokes in, girl begins to jiggle her body as if she's having a stroke or as if she's being possessed by demons. On top of that there are the fake mourning and her hands are all over my body. I was so confused, we were literally on a different pace. And she keeps doing this the whole time, it's almost as if it's her first time having sex and she doesn't know how to act. It was like having sex with someone who's getting a stroke.

I'm totally turned off by this and decide to switch positions, Doggy. Few strokes in n she continues this jiggle motion n fake mourns. At this point I'm just ready to leave but I'm like let me just get my nut. Then it finally happened, the smell of doom. I've heard alot of punters complain about smelly but I've never experienced it up till now. Man that smell was so strong, I felt like vomiting. I quickly removed my dick and said I'm done. WORST PUNT OF MY LIFE..... I'm now prepping to come to Joburg to see

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or all 3 at once. I need a cleansing.

One would have to agree i only use esa helped me over the yrs.

Nee Sabrina, I did not tip her. I already paid schoolfees, why would I tip her? That R350 is her half hour rate, I wasn't even there for 30 minutes. So why must I tip, she's not doing me a favour, and I didn't negotiate down her price or anything. I'm gonna take my money, drive to Joburg and give it to my regulars, who gives me excellent service. They deserve the tip but they don't require it to put on a great show.

Well said sir. I agree.

On 2026-03-26 16:53:31 Bonganelovejoy said:
Nee Sabrina, I did not tip her. I already paid schoolfees, why would I tip her? That R350 is her half hour rate, I wasn't even there for 30 minutes. So why must I tip, she's not doing me a favour, and I didn't negotiate down her price or anything. I'm gonna take my money, drive to Joburg and give it to my regulars, who gives me excellent service. They deserve actually tips but they don't require it to put on a great show.

On 2026-03-26 16:53:31 Bonganelovejoy said:
Nee Sabrina, I did not tip her. I already paid schoolfees, why would I tip her? That R350 is her half hour rate, I wasn't even there for 30 minutes. So why must I tip, she's not doing me a favour, and I didn't negotiate down her price or anything. I'm gonna take my money, drive to Joburg and give it to my regulars, who gives me excellent service. They deserve the tip but they don't require it to put on a great show.

She did do you a favour, you said yourself there's nobody else around where you live.

Griffindude- hush, your involuntary celibacy is showing.