On 2021-05-15 13:19:19 Miss Red (aka Louise) said:
Solution...;)
Book any lady that you like on a retainer deal exclusively to accomodate you to functions like a bday party ect for the next 3 months have fun.. and then after 3 months book another one for the next 3 months . Everyone will wonder how you seem to get so lucky to date a these beautiful women.. no one will believe the x when she told everyone you where a bad shag, because you must be shaging just fine to hook such pretty girls;)
Explain the break up every 3 months away by saying the lady wanted to get too serious and you ain't there yet you discovered a sexual beast that you did not know existed being in a boring commited relationship... The guys will wanna be you and the girls would wanna be with you....xxxx..;)
Now there's a plan, finances permitting of course.
On 2021-05-15 10:06:35 Cunilinkiss said:
If you aim to shock, how about a lady with an extreme opposite of your ex ito language, race, age, hair color. Or even a she male :).
You will have them taking
Bwhahahahaha - good point!!!! Love it!
On 2021-05-15 11:27:05 TreeStump said:
The idea is for them not to think hes date is a escort.
Thank you!!!
On 2021-05-15 13:04:34 Johannesjacobs said:
On 2021-05-15 13:00:16 johndoe69za said: Bad idea, how do you answer when your new gf andyourself are asked to a braai on Sunday? Lies have a tendency to bite you on the ass
The point is not to lie.
The point is to take n hot girl to a birthday party.
Next time book someone else to go to a braai. A new hot girl.
Taken into account the available disposable money available is there and this is only temporary.
JJ jou leier! Ek hoef nie te lieg oor iets nie en nee, ek wil ook nie punt bewys nie. Ek soek net iemand fun wat dit saam met my geniet en ek nie soos Piet Potlood daar sit ek kyk hoe my X dit geniet nie. Niks complicated nie. Ek is self daar waar ek op die B-day ESA flyers sal uitdeel.. (okay nie regtig nie :) ) maar ja, ek soek 'n fun date, that's it. Ek het nie nou krag of lus om 'n vriendin te bel of iemand op te chat en die volgende week 'n ring soek nie. Been there, done that en PS: jy kry nie die ring terug nie!
Purple site rules!
Dankie vir al die pm's.
Baie vrae gekry oor ouderdom, ek is 41 so nee, so graag as wat ek dalk sou wou, 18 jaar gaan net weird en pedofiel lyk....
Ek gaan nou hier name noem van punters nie maar - take a bow. A recommendation is always better than a review. Thanks guys!
Still, please keep it coming. Not there yet.
On 2021-05-15 13:19:19 Miss Red (aka Louise) said:
Solution...;)
Book any lady that you like on a retainer deal exclusively to accomodate you to functions like a bday party ect for the next 3 months have fun.. and then after 3 months book another one for the next 3 months . Everyone will wonder how you seem to get so lucky to date a these beautiful women.. no one will believe the x when she told everyone you where a bad shag, because you must be shaging just fine to hook such pretty girls;)
Explain the break up every 3 months away by saying the lady wanted to get too serious and you ain't there yet you discovered a sexual beast that you did not know existed being in a boring commited relationship... The guys will wanna be you and the girls would wanna be with you....xxxx..;)
I don't know how to type "crapping myself with laughter". Best idea ever.
Unfortunatly, its probably gonna be a one time thing. Fcuk, I hope so... :)
The end.
On 2021-05-15 15:40:52 vampirezn said:
Book Lindsey.
The end.
Thank you for the boner bro. Lindsey is so sexy. I defo need to add her to my todo list, after I rub a few out
My advice, find a lady who you think will help you feel confident and comfortable that evening.
Make sure you meet her for a drink or coffee or whatever before the day comes so that you two can get to know each other a bit and also come up with a bit of a back story about how you met.
Normally we dont share too many personal details but in this case you may need to share a few so that if something like your birthday for example comes up in conversation, it doesn't look weird that your date has no idea when it is.
Personally, I would be more than happy to be your date, I qm English maar eks n soutie, lol so would be able to hold my own.
Whoever you choose though, I hope she looks stunning and really brings out the shine in you so you leave that party feeling amazing
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