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Re: Review - Maya - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
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Posted: 2025-09-10 08:23:27

I'm glad I dodged this bullet

Was suppose to hook up on Saturday but had a whole tone on the phone because I should up later then agreed

I stopped to get her a bottle wine and caught in some traffic roadblock on the N1

She sent me a gnarly message because I chose to book someone else

I'm the customer I won't beg a lady in an industry full of available ladies
ricopr
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Posted: 2025-09-10 15:22:34

Name: Maya

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: August 2025

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
GREAT ASS, ),although looks better in pictures, thats about it. hit it once, twice, if youre drunk or high or just want a release.


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Maya
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Posted: 2025-09-13 09:25:58

@Thebigd

lets set the record straight'you booked a time with me, then called much later than agreed...I don't even know if you were at the gate or where, but by the time you finally called the booking was over Sweetie'I work strictly with appointments if you book for a set time and only reach out hours or minutes later what exactly do you expect??my time is just as valuable as yours the least you could have done was call ahead and let me know you were running late but clearly in your mind im supposed to sit around all day waiting for you lol well... wrong girl

you're right about one thing,just like m not the only lady in the industry you're not the only client...respect goes both ways I don't beg for bookings and I definitely won't apologize for having standards

and the funniest part? you never even saw me yet you had the nerve to rate my face a 3..venue cleanliness a 1..and service a 1 ..you didn't experience any of it thats just makes you look bitter and pathetic and honestly I don't have time for you
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Posted: 2025-09-13 11:56:38

Name: Maya

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: September 2025

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I got there, she looked good, but after 5 minutes I just had to give her the money and run away. I’ve never wanted to get away from a woman as much as I did with her. Horrible attitude. We didn’t even do the deed… that’s how bad it was


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Karlos - Re: Review - Maya - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
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Posted: 2025-09-13 14:10:33

On 2025-09-13 11:56:38 Thebigd said:


I got there, she looked good, but after 5 minutes I just had to give her the money and run away. I've never wanted to get away from a woman as much as I did with her. Horrible attitude. We didn't even do the deed... that's how bad it was


Aowa..no way.. just like that ??
You got to let us in on the facts boet !!
Can't be !! Got to be some' sinister here !!
Kol
Kol - Re: Review - Maya - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
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Posted: 2025-09-15 14:51:54

I dont understand some of these guys , I personally went to Maya 1_2 months ago and the booking was amazing...literally booked for 1hr with no hiccup!! And that body omg
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Posted: 2025-09-17 15:01:48
Edited: 2025-09-17 15:01:47

Name: Maya

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: September 2025

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I went to see this young Swati girl, she's very short a bit darker than than the photos suggest.

Entrance is via a security in complex in Ferndale where a alot of WAGs stay.

The whole session was very mechanical she tries to please but she's not in it she's doing because she has to.

Her body is unbelievable great no stretch marks very soft and and smooth I couldn't do doggy as a tiny bad odor came out after pounding her missionary.

I wouldn't go back maybe she'll improve as time goes.


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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Posted: 2025-09-19 23:31:18

Name: Maya

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: September 2025

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So this one is bit of a tricky one. I’ll try to briefly describe each of my visits out of the 3.
1st one was a little bit mechanical, seems like she was still new in the industry so there wasn’t much talking but more of a fuck-wait-fuck leave.

2nd time she was a little bit more talkative, she tried to please and she did fairly okay - also a 1 hour session.

3rd time was a few weeks ago, this time around I was short on time and did 30 mins, which was in fact a good decision. As the other guy noted there was a bad odour coming from her which is one of the few things that can mess up a punt for me. So I had to quickly bust a nut and hit the road.

I can tolerate many things, clock watching, texting or bad attitude but the one thing that just makes me soft is a bad smell.

Now, when it comes to her body, personally I feel she has the best body of all the ladies I’ve been with, and for that reason I’ll try her again after a couple of weeks or months. She knows how to use her ass, from doggy to woman on top or reverse cow girl and so on. She’s still young so she’s still got energy to move around.

I don’t always write long or detailed reviews but I feel like this one deserves due to the mixed reviews from the other punters.

Unfortunately for me, bums ? are my weakness and I will stupidly and willingly return just to clap these cheeks again. I just hope she’ll work on that odour and eventually improve her GFE then I think she’ll become a regular for me.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Posted: 2025-09-20 06:15:22

@wizzozzz9 like the famous chap in America once said "booty is more important than food".
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Posted: 2025-09-20 13:12:03

So from the reviews we can conclude that this chick has a nice big booty and a smelly coochie. Yoh!

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