While recovering in the glow of sublime post-coitus contentment...

WG: "Do you know anything about washing machines?"

Me: "I suppose."

WG: "Mines got a leak and I don't know who to call?"

Me: "Put the kettle on and I'll have a look"

Ended up getting a jubilee clip from the tool box in the car and fixed the leak.

WG: "Do you know anything about drains? Only the back yard floods when the washing machine empties."

Found some caustic soda under the sink and set to it with the aid of a bath full of very hot water.

WG: I don't suppose....

Me: Hang on lady, I have to get going, do a list send it to me and we can sort it out at the weekend.

That weekend, one mirror hung, a kitchen cupboard door fixed, sitting room reconfigured, mattress turned over, leaky toilet cistern resolved, door chain fitted, advice given on how to get chicken skin crispy when cooking, a trip to the shops for groceries and an incredible supper.

I suppose if there are no missus back home wondering where you are issues, why not? I take it you got an incredible after supper reward experience as well?

On 2017-05-24 08:05:29 MrJ786 said:
Maybe not strange but kinda off putting in a way when asked to get condoms, smokes, Mcds etc on route to a booking.

That irritates the shit out of me.

Girl asked me to put it in fast and deep. I gladly obliged. Quite the opposite of many girls who want you start slowly.

Was asked to set the thermostat on geyser. Had to get into the ceiling to do it. Same lady also asked me to solder wires in vibrating pillow.

Was asked to set the thermostat on geyser. Had to get into the ceiling to do it. Same lady also asked me to solder wires in vibrating pillow.

A wg out of nowhere pulled out a set of handcuffs and blindfolds. Lets just say use your imagination to whsat happened next;).

After a horrible experience where I didn't even chow her, she asked me to go join her in the shower to wash (scrub) her back.

Made me even wonder if she bathed before I got there since her and I didn't do nothing.