If I type F.uck without the full stop it come out like thie @!#$ and some others too... I think my reply on the other thread answers your questions.

No it doesn't.

As I was, still am actually, fully unaware of the things wrong with Scope magazine I'll ask you here.
As you say I don't really hang on to them although I admit I actually use them for my personal support. My bed's an old one, one leg broken and the diagonally opposite one wobbly, so I've used stacks of these mag's in the proper places to "keep me up", but before you spot the pun - it is intended. They've served me well but it's time to 'upgrade'.

Now, my offer above still stands, but hard cash has to exchange hands. For me to be able to buy a new bed, for you to be able to re-live all those pleasant experiences with your fellow wankers like you describe above, and be sure everyone here envies you for this.
So - what offers???

you wanna pay for a poppie to wank you, cool, as long as you pay just to talk, that is just pathetic. Lee Ann from Pta used to tell me about some sorry loser from Ape Town who booked sometimes 3 times a week just to talk.... that is just pathetic, to pay >R500/hr just to talk to someone.

As for magazines...... nothing wrong with a great collection. I actually wanna get rid of my collection of porn. mainly the following titles: Fox; Cheri; High Society; Hustler Gold; Loslyf. If any of you missed an edition or simply want to give my collection a new home, let me know, I'll snail mail it.

since I started my DVD collection a few years ago, my VHS collection is gathering dust alongside my porno-mag collection in my garage, any takers to take a few VHS tapes as well, let me know.

Paying R500 per hour would be an absolute waste of time for you 'Johan200' you're not even capable of stringing a sentence together.

That's why you are soooo boring. Think about it, that's why you have to pay to get laid - if you actually do that is:). But then, with your porno collection the only women you visit are probably Madame Palm and her five daughters.

Not only are you a pathetic little man, you're a boring pathetic little man.

Yaaawwwwnnnnnn........ Cunning poes face Linguist, You are not only boring, dumb and irritating, you are also a cocksucker. shame, little dick pathetic cunt. stopped counting how many different pussies I fuckes ages ago... what? you still keeping count of how many km's of cock you suck on a daily bases?? maybe you shoud go and suck your uncle jacob zuma's black piepie..... Haaaaaa, Haaa, ha!!!!

Cunning poes face Linguist do you know what a pussy is besides that hidious face you see every morning when you look in the mirror.

Now now Renaldo,

the fact that Johan is so generous to offer his extensive porn collection for sure has wiped out what was left of your brain hmm?

Get back to square 1 my boy, and read above, my previous post. Pretending here that you're a COMPLETE idiot no-one will believe, we all know you can wank & read.
What offers?

HM

As I mentioned in mail. Speak to them before you visit and they will entertain your needs. From a hard massage to a sensual with a hand relief (some will actually give you a bj for a little extra). And you don't pay R500 as Johann200 eludes to. It all depends what you want for extras. You tend to pay +/- R350 ph and then a few quid extra for the rest.

Thanks for the info. Hornbull

HM

Renaldo & Johan200

Guys, just look at what you write on this forum. I mean really READ what you write here and THINK about it.

If you do you'll see why I said the following (which I repeat below for your easy reference)

That's why you are soooo boring. Think about it, that's why you have to pay to get laid - if you actually do that is:). But then, with your porno collection the only women you visit are probably Madame Palm and her five daughters.

Not only are you a pathetic little man, you're a boring pathetic little man.